TheSecretFrog
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Cis allies, if you're not sure of a trans person's pronouns, be sure not to eat of their food or dance to their music, for if you do you may find yourself in the intoxicating reverie of the trans people for three hundred years, and though you age not a day, all your loved will be dead and gone.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Scientists are happy to announce they have been able to summon Galactic Nova from the hit video game "Please Do Not Summon Galactic Nova"
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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With Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Switch 2 Edition coming soon, Nintendo has set eyes on launching a brand new global pandemic.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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what’s your favorite of michelangelo’s works, mine’s the
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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The real issue between Tim Allen's Jason and Alan Rickman's Alexander in Galaxy Quest was that Jason was unaware of any of the fanfic people had written about their two characters while Alexander had been asked in detail about some of the finer points of Mak'tar "biology" at every con since the 80s
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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If you've been waiting for this arc to finish before listening, this is your cue to listen now! This arc stands on its own really well, so you don't have to listen to anything else to have a good time with it, IMO.
July 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I suspect that fact that the vast majority of LLM users don’t seem to have received this (really very simple!) message is because the AI companies have a vested interest in us not understanding it. “ChatGPT is smart, it just makes mistakes sometimes” is much more marketable than the truth.
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Join Cory, Sam, Schrag, and Zach as we play Mew Mew Magic by Alice V. Everything changed for Mu Alpha Gamma Iota when they dug up a mystical tortoise who granted them magical powers. But can MAGI survive pledge season in their fight against the student government? ftlcast.podbean.com/e/episode-10...
Episode 102.1 - Did You Say "Horse Medicine?" | Follow the Leader
Join Cory, Sam, Schrag, and Zach as we play Mew Mew Magic by Alice V. Everything changed for the members of Mu Alpha Gamma Iota when they dug up a mystical tortoise who granted them magical powers. Bu...
ftlcast.podbean.com
June 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This DEEPLY MEDIOCRE Film Was Released in Theaters TWO YEARS AGO, and EVERYONE FORGOT IT -- Now it's NETFLIX'S BIGGEST SECRET MASTERPIECE, but Do You UNDERSTAND its UTTERLY UNAMBIGUOUS ENDING? We'll Explain in NINETEEN PARAGRAPHS that Will Have YOU Asking, IS THIS ARTICLE A.I.?

(ScreenRant link)
May 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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i love mahjong. I love

[looks at smudged ink on my hand]

kristina riichi
May 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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March 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Animorphs fanart from 2017. will never stop loving Andalites even if they're pricks
November 8, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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honkai star rail
February 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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You: They did the math.

Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ

You: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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This is sort of the skeleton key to understanding a lot of shit: there 100% is a non-trivial amount of inefficiency and waste in the federal bureaucracy, and most of it is a *direct result* of ‘reforms’ that are meant to assuage the people who complain about “waste and inefficiency in govt”
for decades the federal govt has bent over backwards to limit spending even on totally sensible things like office coffee, all so they can say your tax dollars aren't going to pay for coffee. and it was all for nothing bc elon is tweeting out conspiracy theories about non-existent fraud.
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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"Given what we've seen here, it is clear what AI is meant to be. AI is meant to be ignored, discarded, rejected in favor of the shelter of community and the warm embrace of a friend."
Salesforce Is Using A Hallucination To Sell AI | Defector
A lot is happening in the world of artificial intelligence, and not a lot of it makes sense. We’re told that AI is the future of business, yet it is wildly unprofitable; investment in AI companies is…
defector.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Volgintendo be like
October 10, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Just a city boy
Born and raised in
December 3, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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God I know I mention it basically every time I hear The Entertainer but it really is entertaining. They fucking nailed it.
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM