Ren, Noted Boat Media Enthusiast
@softoctober.bsky.social
i'm ren. I like to make things | 36 | bi/poly/she/her | ao3: soft_october
Friendos I am finally watching
a man singing into a microphone with the words singing pit i fell in it the pit at the bottom
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words singing pit i fell in it the pit at the bottom
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January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Friendos I am finally watching
One thing they don't tell you about parenthood is that it makes the plot of Mrs Doubtfire make even less sense than it did to you before
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
One thing they don't tell you about parenthood is that it makes the plot of Mrs Doubtfire make even less sense than it did to you before
You aren't supposed to eat sushi when pregnant. This was the sushi boat I ordered on Tuesday for me and my partners (but mostly me tbh) as my first taste of sushi since May
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
You aren't supposed to eat sushi when pregnant. This was the sushi boat I ordered on Tuesday for me and my partners (but mostly me tbh) as my first taste of sushi since May
Just normal heterosexual things from Ireland's most famous export
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Just normal heterosexual things from Ireland's most famous export
I can see the ocean from my delivery room 💙💙
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I can see the ocean from my delivery room 💙💙
Induction tomorrow! Bought myself 4 games on my switch wish list, got my bags and snacks all packed up, wish me luck friendos!
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Induction tomorrow! Bought myself 4 games on my switch wish list, got my bags and snacks all packed up, wish me luck friendos!
Too busy trying to dodge covid, RSV, and the flu to go out tonight going to stay in with @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social who says if you start when Harry met Sally at 1030 you can align the new year with the new year scene
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Too busy trying to dodge covid, RSV, and the flu to go out tonight going to stay in with @alldogsgotokevin.bsky.social who says if you start when Harry met Sally at 1030 you can align the new year with the new year scene
Having 1% more knowledge than some other rando on the Internet once again reminding me that 99.9% of people have no idea what they're talking about
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Having 1% more knowledge than some other rando on the Internet once again reminding me that 99.9% of people have no idea what they're talking about
Got an apology from my mother today so going into 2026 with pretty strong positive energy
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Got an apology from my mother today so going into 2026 with pretty strong positive energy
Crying over the Remy the rat animatronic from the new defunctland video I'm finally getting to watch. He's so cute I want him so help me cooke everything
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Crying over the Remy the rat animatronic from the new defunctland video I'm finally getting to watch. He's so cute I want him so help me cooke everything
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Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Top/bottom is not a personality trait, a power dynamic, etc. Fan fic writers PLEASE I beg you, stop thinking gay sex positions are hogwarts houses. Nobody seems like a top or bottom in real life. It means nothing.
Name a better feeling than all the tasks you set for yourself when you were looking around the kitchen drinking a glass of water at 4am are DONE and COMPLETED by someone else by the time you wake up at 10
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Name a better feeling than all the tasks you set for yourself when you were looking around the kitchen drinking a glass of water at 4am are DONE and COMPLETED by someone else by the time you wake up at 10
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@softoctober.bsky.social in a nutshell
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@softoctober.bsky.social in a nutshell
Spouse: so what's this game about?
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Spouse: so what's this game about?
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
Me: uhhh well, you're like, an artists in a small Bavarian village on the eve of the peasant revolt trying to solve a mystery
Spouse: huh.
Me: you can pet EVERY cat and dog you see
Spouse: 10/10
The virgin Cameron Diaz The Holiday plotline vs the chad Kate Winslet The Holiday plotline
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The virgin Cameron Diaz The Holiday plotline vs the chad Kate Winslet The Holiday plotline
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merry happy to all my fudanshi and fujos
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
merry happy to all my fudanshi and fujos
I have never seen the family stone before now. Why does SJP act like an alien completely unfamiliar with human customs? Why is everyone such a bitch to her immediately? Who put Luke Wilson in those pants? Why do these supposedly ultra liberals have such rigid Christmas traditions???
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have never seen the family stone before now. Why does SJP act like an alien completely unfamiliar with human customs? Why is everyone such a bitch to her immediately? Who put Luke Wilson in those pants? Why do these supposedly ultra liberals have such rigid Christmas traditions???
Me at game companies tryin to shove AI slop down my throat like I ain't got a retro pi filled with 900+ games across twelve different consoles all made by humans
two women are sitting next to each other on a couch laughing and pointing at something .
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December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me at game companies tryin to shove AI slop down my throat like I ain't got a retro pi filled with 900+ games across twelve different consoles all made by humans
Haven't watched rankin bass rudolph in a while and jesus fucking christ this kid has what amounts to a recessive gene and everyone freaks out and reacts like he's got fucking leprosy
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Haven't watched rankin bass rudolph in a while and jesus fucking christ this kid has what amounts to a recessive gene and everyone freaks out and reacts like he's got fucking leprosy
I love ruining conversations about how my pregnancy is so easy because "hEs a BoY anD BoYs maKE thEir moTHers BeaUtifuL" and making everyone uncomfortable it's one of my favorite parts of this stage
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love ruining conversations about how my pregnancy is so easy because "hEs a BoY anD BoYs maKE thEir moTHers BeaUtifuL" and making everyone uncomfortable it's one of my favorite parts of this stage
Partners and I just realized that the central park rangers from Elf are absolutely based on the Nazgûl
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Partners and I just realized that the central park rangers from Elf are absolutely based on the Nazgûl
Having an intense discussion about why scrooge is chosen for redemption among many viable candidates.
My theory is that it's a bit like a grant system and Jacob Marley made the best argument of all eligible petitioners
My theory is that it's a bit like a grant system and Jacob Marley made the best argument of all eligible petitioners
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Having an intense discussion about why scrooge is chosen for redemption among many viable candidates.
My theory is that it's a bit like a grant system and Jacob Marley made the best argument of all eligible petitioners
My theory is that it's a bit like a grant system and Jacob Marley made the best argument of all eligible petitioners
The healing properties of hot showers should be studied in a lab
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The healing properties of hot showers should be studied in a lab
This wedding has
An ice cream bar
A creme brulee bar
A zeppole bar
And a s'mores bar
I don't have words for how I feel right now it's like paradise
An ice cream bar
A creme brulee bar
A zeppole bar
And a s'mores bar
I don't have words for how I feel right now it's like paradise
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This wedding has
An ice cream bar
A creme brulee bar
A zeppole bar
And a s'mores bar
I don't have words for how I feel right now it's like paradise
An ice cream bar
A creme brulee bar
A zeppole bar
And a s'mores bar
I don't have words for how I feel right now it's like paradise