Did you know that if you tilt the stick forward you can go faster????

I have taught in literally hundreds of immigrant homes over the years. I would say 90% of them were owned by some horrific white slumlord who wouldn't fix anything.

Like these women even take the bus 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Me: so this is the room where all the objects move on their own -

Mike, the building inspector who speaks in a thick Brooklyn accent lying on the floor with a level: Jesus Christ look at this floor that's almost a four degree slant what's really spooky is this room isn't sliding into the basement

I literally cannot afford to give birth but I'm already pregnant

Like wtfffff

They had ONE waitress working the whole party and ONE bartender on for the entire restaurant

I'm supposed to pay $117 for them to do my hair by the way

My blowout is 2 weeks old and that's what they're fucking getting because I do not trust them

The only thing on TV for the last two hours has been young sheldon send help