The Real M-80
@therealm80.bsky.social
I like falafel and pie. I’m fat. Call me the prince of whales.
Still don’t really know how to use this platform but I’m here damnit.
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Still don’t really know how to use this platform but I’m here damnit.
Ima be honest I don’t know how to use this app.
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ima be honest I don’t know how to use this app.
Not trans, not Muslim, not Jewish, not a leftist. Just some lame ass white boy from a conservative family in Utah.
September 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not trans, not Muslim, not Jewish, not a leftist. Just some lame ass white boy from a conservative family in Utah.
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Just remember...there was absolutely nothing normal about the United States Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche, meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell. Nothing. Not by protocol. Not by precedent. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just remember...there was absolutely nothing normal about the United States Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche, meeting with Ghislaine Maxwell. Nothing. Not by protocol. Not by precedent. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
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Not sure that I care what the dumbest Democratic voters think about anything.
EXCLUSIVE: Democratic voters who skipped the 2024 election favor candidates like Bernie Sanders and AOC. Polling shows they believe inequality is at the heart of America’s problems and health care should be available to everyone.
Democratic Voters Who Skipped 2024 Election Want Candidates Like Bernie, AOC
New research suggests the prevailing wisdom in Washington — the idea that Democrats tacked too far to the left last year — might be wrong.
www.rollingstone.com
July 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not sure that I care what the dumbest Democratic voters think about anything.
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Finally I can see other peoples notifications. I was so sick of myself.
July 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Finally I can see other peoples notifications. I was so sick of myself.
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Is this because his stupid birthday parade got ruined
June 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is this because his stupid birthday parade got ruined
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
Breaking: Israel and Iran reportedly fighting over who gets to be the main character on X this week.
June 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Breaking: Israel and Iran reportedly fighting over who gets to be the main character on X this week.
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i can’t believe i have to say this but do not tell people the terrible thing they are experiencing is just a distraction for the terrible thing you WANT them to be experiencing
June 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i can’t believe i have to say this but do not tell people the terrible thing they are experiencing is just a distraction for the terrible thing you WANT them to be experiencing
Real G’s move turtles out of the road in the direction they were headed.
June 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Real G’s move turtles out of the road in the direction they were headed.
If I fix your printer, you owe me a blood debt. This is ancient IT law. I don’t make the rules I just enforce them in caffeine and suffering.
June 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If I fix your printer, you owe me a blood debt. This is ancient IT law. I don’t make the rules I just enforce them in caffeine and suffering.
Social media and Reddit are easier to use when you realize no one knows wtf they’re talking about and over half of them are lying.
June 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Social media and Reddit are easier to use when you realize no one knows wtf they’re talking about and over half of them are lying.
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finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment
June 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
finally a worthy Alien vs. Predator installment
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
The moon told me to fight a stranger today. If you see me in the Aldi parking lot with brass knuckles and sage mind your business.
June 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The moon told me to fight a stranger today. If you see me in the Aldi parking lot with brass knuckles and sage mind your business.
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Hear me out, at funerals everyone gets up and tells the truth about you. That will help people’s spirits leave faster
June 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hear me out, at funerals everyone gets up and tells the truth about you. That will help people’s spirits leave faster
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Unless the person is shown emerging from an ancient monastery, I do not want to see any more headlines about so-and-so "breaks their silence".
May 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Unless the person is shown emerging from an ancient monastery, I do not want to see any more headlines about so-and-so "breaks their silence".
My job is to make my coworkers lives worse.
May 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My job is to make my coworkers lives worse.
I don’t want to know what moment in your life felt like that Hozier Yell. I want to hear about that moment in your life that felt like the transition from Parabol to Parabola.
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don’t want to know what moment in your life felt like that Hozier Yell. I want to hear about that moment in your life that felt like the transition from Parabol to Parabola.
Watching all my conservative Catholic friends FREAK OUT about the new Pope tells me all I need to know about him.
May 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Watching all my conservative Catholic friends FREAK OUT about the new Pope tells me all I need to know about him.