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The REAL David. Don't be fooled by the fakes
Harboring a secret suspicion that the sun is out to kill me and only me.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Sitting 0.0001cm away from the TV watching my favorite pixel. I'm not interested in any of the other ones
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you have not stored all of your nuts for winter yet I recommend you prioritize nut storing now.
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Before reaction videos, no one knew how to react to anything. Something would happen and everyone would just nervously look around at each other.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You should never have more or less than ten batteries in your house that can explode and burn your house down. Ten is the correct number.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from this turkey at the zoo
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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i want enemies
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sound waves should stop bouncing around all over the place. Just pick a direction and be done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Another year goes by where I have not been nominated for a Grammy. The system is rigged.
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
How many of those who will be affected voted in the election? How many of them will call their congress person to tell them they are starving? How many will protest outside the white house?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 27
SNAP, the country's largest anti-hunger program, dates back to the Great Depression and has never been disrupted this way. Most recipients are seniors, families with kids, and those with disabilities.
'Uncharted territory': Ongoing shutdown threatens food aid for 42 million people
SNAP, the country's largest anti-hunger program, dates back to the Great Depression and has never been disrupted this way. Most recipients are seniors, families with kids, and those with disabilities.
n.pr
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not even this is anywherw near enough for americans to wake up.
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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when I get this pop up on IG and the subsequent shadowban
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Is that good
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ripping up the white house on a whim to build a grand ballroom during a shutdown in which you are illegally firing thousands of workers, with stagflation setting in thanks in large part to your tariffs and willful destruction of the dollar. versailles shit. fiddling while rome burns shit. classic
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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The fact that Republicans get upset about tearing down confederate monuments, but not demolishing the White House, says a lot.
October 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Show me one person in America who thinks that this is what they voted for.
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM