David
@therealdavid.bsky.social
The REAL David. Don't be fooled by the fakes
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Mr President don't listen to the naysayers. Your political program, "Crash the economy and bring back ancient diseases" just needs more time to work
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mr President don't listen to the naysayers. Your political program, "Crash the economy and bring back ancient diseases" just needs more time to work
I would share my Spotify wrapped, but it's literally just one song 😆
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I would share my Spotify wrapped, but it's literally just one song 😆
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
Harboring a secret suspicion that the sun is out to kill me and only me.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Harboring a secret suspicion that the sun is out to kill me and only me.
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Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
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Sitting 0.0001cm away from the TV watching my favorite pixel. I'm not interested in any of the other ones
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sitting 0.0001cm away from the TV watching my favorite pixel. I'm not interested in any of the other ones
If you have not stored all of your nuts for winter yet I recommend you prioritize nut storing now.
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you have not stored all of your nuts for winter yet I recommend you prioritize nut storing now.
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
Before reaction videos, no one knew how to react to anything. Something would happen and everyone would just nervously look around at each other.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Before reaction videos, no one knew how to react to anything. Something would happen and everyone would just nervously look around at each other.
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
You should never have more or less than ten batteries in your house that can explode and burn your house down. Ten is the correct number.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You should never have more or less than ten batteries in your house that can explode and burn your house down. Ten is the correct number.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Happy Thanksgiving from this turkey at the zoo
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from this turkey at the zoo
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i want enemies
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i want enemies
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Sound waves should stop bouncing around all over the place. Just pick a direction and be done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sound waves should stop bouncing around all over the place. Just pick a direction and be done.
Another year goes by where I have not been nominated for a Grammy. The system is rigged.
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Another year goes by where I have not been nominated for a Grammy. The system is rigged.
How many of those who will be affected voted in the election? How many of them will call their congress person to tell them they are starving? How many will protest outside the white house?
SNAP, the country's largest anti-hunger program, dates back to the Great Depression and has never been disrupted this way. Most recipients are seniors, families with kids, and those with disabilities.
'Uncharted territory': Ongoing shutdown threatens food aid for 42 million people
SNAP, the country's largest anti-hunger program, dates back to the Great Depression and has never been disrupted this way. Most recipients are seniors, families with kids, and those with disabilities.
n.pr
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How many of those who will be affected voted in the election? How many of them will call their congress person to tell them they are starving? How many will protest outside the white house?
Not even this is anywherw near enough for americans to wake up.
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Not even this is anywherw near enough for americans to wake up.
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when I get this pop up on IG and the subsequent shadowban
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
when I get this pop up on IG and the subsequent shadowban
Is that good
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Icelandic Institute of Natural History, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight. n.pr/4qeQhWS
Iceland reports the presence of mosquitoes for the first time, as climate warms
The discovery of three Culiseta annulata mosquitoes was confirmed this week by the Natural Science Institute of Iceland, which said the mosquitoes likely arrived by freight.
n.pr
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is that good
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ripping up the white house on a whim to build a grand ballroom during a shutdown in which you are illegally firing thousands of workers, with stagflation setting in thanks in large part to your tariffs and willful destruction of the dollar. versailles shit. fiddling while rome burns shit. classic
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ripping up the white house on a whim to build a grand ballroom during a shutdown in which you are illegally firing thousands of workers, with stagflation setting in thanks in large part to your tariffs and willful destruction of the dollar. versailles shit. fiddling while rome burns shit. classic