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Richard Jensen (No AI.)
@theragingcelt.bsky.social
Ex-Patreon Comedy Guy. YouTuber. Twitch Streamer. Filmmaker. He/Him.

All content is GenAI free.

Follow my links.

https://linktr.ee/CelticRayFilmworks
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Reintroducing for Bluesky.

I'm an Indie filmmaker living in Oregon. My award winning short CUCK! is available on Amazon Prime and I have a YouTube channel with a catalogue of comedy shorts and other stuff. If you like them, feel free to throw me some coin.

My Vemmo is CelticRayFilm.
Celtic Ray Filmworks
Indpendent Filmmaker in Southern Oregon. I specialize in Comedy Shorts. Sometimes political, Sometimes not. Always funny.
www.youtube.com
When I was writing HELL ON MARS, I had this and BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS in the back of my head for tone. Both are filed under "Ripoffs of bigger movies that are better written than they deserve to be".

That both were written by John Sayles is less coincidence and more through line.
“Alligator” was intended to be a cheapo “Jaws” riff, but director Lewis Teague and writer John Sayles instead "deliver an exciting, witty, and well-acted thriller with judicious use of special effects that hold up remarkably well,” @signalbleed.bsky.social writes:
crookedmarquee.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
TIME LINE CLENSE:

Someone did an edit of all the opening credits of every episode of Season one of LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE putting the actors in alphabetical order. (Kids, ask your granpies.) And it's kind of hypnotic. The seventies cast. The fireworks. The cheesy theme song.

It's mesmerizing.
Love, American Style—Season 1 Stars
YouTube video by Hilly Blue
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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When Harry Metroid (1989)
November 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
We have now entered the THX-1138 portion of the ai apocalypse.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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It sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins song lmaooo
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The fact that the graphic is shaped like a sperm is just pouring salt in the wound.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Folks, please don't attack @meghankelly.bsky.social, who is NOT Megyn Kelly. She seems to be a perfectly nice audiobook narrator w/ no connection to the vile beast who (almost) shares her name. Let's not let her log on to find unwarranted nastiness. And make sure you're @-ing the person you mean to!
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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For groundbreaking synthetic music pioneer Wendy Carlos' birthday, enjoy her in her home studio with cats and friends
November 14, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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It’s wet & miserable out so here’s an antidote
It’s Dudley Moore’s birthday.
One of the things that brings me a lot of joy is watching Dud start corpsing whilst doing a sketch with Peter Cook.
They brought out the best in each other in their 60s tv shows.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Cool beans!
In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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A new state-by-state evaluation of the projected energy and water use of "AI" data centers in the US. Looks… real bad. Like, "undoing tech sector climate gains" bad.

Strongly recommends immediately ensuring any & all new "AI" data centers to run on existing & expanded renewables grids. Which… yeah.
Environmental impact and net-zero pathways for sustainable artificial intelligence servers in the USA - Nature Sustainability
The rapid expansion of AI server installations in the United States poses sustainability challenges in terms of water usage and carbon emissions. A study now quantifies these potential impacts and out...
www.nature.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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What if the country is very belatedly and almost surely temporarily coming to its senses?
NEW in Bolts: In Seattle, voters ousted a mayor who oversaw a surge in encampment sweeps, and a Republican prosecutor who pursued punitive policies toward homeless people and drug users.
Progressives Win in Seattle, Changing Directions on Public Safety
Voters ousted a mayor who oversaw a surge in encampment sweeps, and a Republican prosecutor who pursued punitive policies toward homeless people and drug users.
boltsmag.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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SELF PROMOTIONAL SKEET!

My shorts, CUCK!, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, and BEWARE OF THE BADABOOK are now streaming on the new Filmmaker friendly streaming service, RELAY!

Check it out, it's only $4.99 a month!
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November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I just turned sixty and this motherfucker makes me look dew-drop fresh.
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Now this is a vision of God I can get behind.
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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If anyone has connections in Charlotte, NC or any other city where ICE/CBP are ramping up operations or announcing intent, I’d be happy to tap them into our Chicago whistle network.

Please message me on Signal if you’re willing to host assembly events or receive supplies! emidly.08
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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We've never done an official Lilith Fair episode on Song vs. Song, so we did "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" vs. "Sunny Came Home"! Check it out, maybe while having a BEEERRRRR

open.spotify.com/episode/2AD6...
158: "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" vs. "Sunny Came Home"
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying.
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hey folks,

I just had to renew my health insurance and I’ve got to pay my car registration this month—all while I’ve finally got the big move to a permanent new home underway. I could use about $300 so I don’t get overdrawn in a few days. See the post below if you can help. Many thanks.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I just turned sixty and this motherfucker makes me look dew-drop fresh.
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Note: I will be streaming directly from the PS5 because Streamlabs is hot garbage and I'm still getting a handle on OBS.

Please bear with me.
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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TWITCH SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK!

THE OUTER WORLDS 2!

THURSDAY: 6-8 pm
FRIDAY: 6-9 pm
SATURDAY; 6-9 pm

ALL TIMES PST!

#TwitchStream #SmallStreamer #TheOuterWorlds2

www.twitch.tv/therealragin...
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Now to make things complete, she needs to collab with Joyce Carol Oates on a Diss Track.
Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues:

“f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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We're getting down to "Well, he doesn't wear the uniform or have a weird little mustache" as one of the last remaining explanations of how JD Vance is not an actual Nazi.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Hey, if you know ANYTHING about this, please help identify the driver in this hit-and-run. They just killed a very old and dear friend of mine and I am shattered by this news.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmLz...
Woman killed in Hollywood hit-and-run crash | FOX 11 LA
YouTube video by FOX 11 Los Angeles
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM