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CNBC says that rich New Yorkers started "looking for therapy" when they heard that Lina Khan will be co-chairing Zohran's transition team.
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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... Wait. So there's Air Pods 3, Air Pods 3 Pro, Air Pods 4... but no Pro for the 4? Is that a "it comes later" thing, or is there just no good reason for it yet...?
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
... Wait. So there's Air Pods 3, Air Pods 3 Pro, Air Pods 4... but no Pro for the 4? Is that a "it comes later" thing, or is there just no good reason for it yet...?
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this is the Sun Sylveon. repost now or she steals your SPARCstation
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
this is the Sun Sylveon. repost now or she steals your SPARCstation
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we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Logs on.
Sees Dem “moderates” have once again given away their leverage and let GOP off the ropes.
Logs off.
Sees Dem “moderates” have once again given away their leverage and let GOP off the ropes.
Logs off.
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Logs on.
Sees Dem “moderates” have once again given away their leverage and let GOP off the ropes.
Logs off.
Sees Dem “moderates” have once again given away their leverage and let GOP off the ropes.
Logs off.
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
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CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
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Whatever pal.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Whatever pal.
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Asked if he thinks Schumer is effective and should keep his job, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "Yes and yes."
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Asked if he thinks Schumer is effective and should keep his job, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "Yes and yes."
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Would be a shame if someone screen grabbed it
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Would be a shame if someone screen grabbed it
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Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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useless fucking democrats jfc
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
useless fucking democrats jfc
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Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.
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[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
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Why does chuck schumer still have a job?
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Why does chuck schumer still have a job?
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I can’t imagine anyone as spineless as Schumer.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I can’t imagine anyone as spineless as Schumer.
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in honour of yet another rustc dev coming out as trans, i propose that we rename Compiler Diagnostics to Compiler Dysphorias
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
in honour of yet another rustc dev coming out as trans, i propose that we rename Compiler Diagnostics to Compiler Dysphorias
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Joyce Carol Oates absolutely reading Elon Musk for filth is pretty incredible, but something I'd point out is his feigned interest in games, and how fake that was, paying people to boost his accounts and play for him, and the rare time we actually got to see him play, he was absolutely miserable.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Joyce Carol Oates absolutely reading Elon Musk for filth is pretty incredible, but something I'd point out is his feigned interest in games, and how fake that was, paying people to boost his accounts and play for him, and the rare time we actually got to see him play, he was absolutely miserable.