Cam-I-Am
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Hernandez was charged in a court of law with due process because he ran a narco state that flooded America with drugs
He was found guilty
Hernandez was pardoned by Trump who is now blowing up boats, killing survivors without due process, wants a war in Venezuela to stop drugs flowing into America
He was found guilty
Hernandez was pardoned by Trump who is now blowing up boats, killing survivors without due process, wants a war in Venezuela to stop drugs flowing into America
Former President of Honduras -- who flooded the United States with cocaine and was sentenced to 45 years in prison -- WAS JUST FREED after Trump inexplicably pardoned him.
Former President of Honduras Is Freed From Prison After Trump Pardon
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hernandez was charged in a court of law with due process because he ran a narco state that flooded America with drugs
He was found guilty
Hernandez was pardoned by Trump who is now blowing up boats, killing survivors without due process, wants a war in Venezuela to stop drugs flowing into America
He was found guilty
Hernandez was pardoned by Trump who is now blowing up boats, killing survivors without due process, wants a war in Venezuela to stop drugs flowing into America
Flashcard update.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Flashcard update.
Boss: "Hey, in about 30 minutes, can you come down and have a conversation with someone in close quarters?"
Me: "Sure."
Me: (eats garlic noodles)
Me: "...shit."
Me: "Sure."
Me: (eats garlic noodles)
Me: "...shit."
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Boss: "Hey, in about 30 minutes, can you come down and have a conversation with someone in close quarters?"
Me: "Sure."
Me: (eats garlic noodles)
Me: "...shit."
Me: "Sure."
Me: (eats garlic noodles)
Me: "...shit."
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
PREACH IT, CONGRESSWOMAN.
They preach “life” and “Christian values,” then turn their backs on actual people.
This administration has made cruelty the norm, from children to trans folks to immigrants.
We deserve better than this.
This administration has made cruelty the norm, from children to trans folks to immigrants.
We deserve better than this.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
PREACH IT, CONGRESSWOMAN.
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Local Yak Makes Plea For Greater Understanding Between the Sexes https://theonion.com/local-yak-makes-plea-for-greater-understanding-between-1819564117/
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Local Yak Makes Plea For Greater Understanding Between the Sexes https://theonion.com/local-yak-makes-plea-for-greater-understanding-between-1819564117/
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Over the last year and a half, I have been slowly and stubbornly "teaching myself" Blender - with the help of the occasional ~5 minute online tutorial and frustrated Google search because I am too lazy to learn a workflow from start to finish. This is how I learn software, for better or worse.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Over the last year and a half, I have been slowly and stubbornly "teaching myself" Blender - with the help of the occasional ~5 minute online tutorial and frustrated Google search because I am too lazy to learn a workflow from start to finish. This is how I learn software, for better or worse.
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This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
These people and their behavior are NOT OKAY.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
These people and their behavior are NOT OKAY.
I was yesterday years old when I learned that the Norse goddess Freyja had a chariot PULLED BY CATS.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was yesterday years old when I learned that the Norse goddess Freyja had a chariot PULLED BY CATS.
I come into a public restroom and there is someone in a stall watching videos with the sound on. No bodily sounds.
I have to poop.
I feel like there is a social contract that is being violated here.
If you get to hear me poop/unwrap a tampon/pee/fart, we are *sharing* that awkwardness, goddamnit.
I have to poop.
I feel like there is a social contract that is being violated here.
If you get to hear me poop/unwrap a tampon/pee/fart, we are *sharing* that awkwardness, goddamnit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I come into a public restroom and there is someone in a stall watching videos with the sound on. No bodily sounds.
I have to poop.
I feel like there is a social contract that is being violated here.
If you get to hear me poop/unwrap a tampon/pee/fart, we are *sharing* that awkwardness, goddamnit.
I have to poop.
I feel like there is a social contract that is being violated here.
If you get to hear me poop/unwrap a tampon/pee/fart, we are *sharing* that awkwardness, goddamnit.
Reminder: Economic blackout planned for next week. At the minimum, Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday.
Aim to buy nothing - but if you must, essentials from small businesses with cash.
The goal is to show that we insignificant masses can still exert influence on the system.
Aim to buy nothing - but if you must, essentials from small businesses with cash.
The goal is to show that we insignificant masses can still exert influence on the system.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reminder: Economic blackout planned for next week. At the minimum, Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday.
Aim to buy nothing - but if you must, essentials from small businesses with cash.
The goal is to show that we insignificant masses can still exert influence on the system.
Aim to buy nothing - but if you must, essentials from small businesses with cash.
The goal is to show that we insignificant masses can still exert influence on the system.
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He met with someone who dismembered a living human with a bonesaw earlier this week.
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
He met with someone who dismembered a living human with a bonesaw earlier this week.
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This young man has it exactly right.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This young man has it exactly right.
Someone at Google made a decision at some point to update the Pixel's OS to reverse the swiping direction to answer or decline a phone call.
My friend.
Why?
Why have you forsaken me?
I am still not acclimated to it. My heart races as I very nearly swipe to "Answer."
Crisis averted.
THIS time.
My friend.
Why?
Why have you forsaken me?
I am still not acclimated to it. My heart races as I very nearly swipe to "Answer."
Crisis averted.
THIS time.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Someone at Google made a decision at some point to update the Pixel's OS to reverse the swiping direction to answer or decline a phone call.
My friend.
Why?
Why have you forsaken me?
I am still not acclimated to it. My heart races as I very nearly swipe to "Answer."
Crisis averted.
THIS time.
My friend.
Why?
Why have you forsaken me?
I am still not acclimated to it. My heart races as I very nearly swipe to "Answer."
Crisis averted.
THIS time.
Thank gourd there are captions because I don't think I can bear to hear human voices say these things.
Trump takes zero accountability and runs his mouth with impunity. It's horrifying.
Trump takes zero accountability and runs his mouth with impunity. It's horrifying.
This is MAGA doing Trump's bidding.
I hope all of the Democrats that Trump threatened are safe and protected.
I hope all of the Democrats that Trump threatened are safe and protected.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thank gourd there are captions because I don't think I can bear to hear human voices say these things.
Trump takes zero accountability and runs his mouth with impunity. It's horrifying.
Trump takes zero accountability and runs his mouth with impunity. It's horrifying.
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Noooo... 🎵 oooone... 🎶
Blows like Elon
Drinks your piss like Elon 🎵
Conquers Europe and Germans named Fritz like Elon 🎶
Blows like Elon
Drinks your piss like Elon 🎵
Conquers Europe and Germans named Fritz like Elon 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Noooo... 🎵 oooone... 🎶
Blows like Elon
Drinks your piss like Elon 🎵
Conquers Europe and Germans named Fritz like Elon 🎶
Blows like Elon
Drinks your piss like Elon 🎵
Conquers Europe and Germans named Fritz like Elon 🎶
CONGRESSPERSON: Don't do things that are unlawful.
TRUMP: They're telling people to not do the things I say!
If they weren't unlawful, we wouldn't have a fucking problem, now, would we?
They are incredible at telling on themselves.
TRUMP: They're telling people to not do the things I say!
If they weren't unlawful, we wouldn't have a fucking problem, now, would we?
They are incredible at telling on themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
CONGRESSPERSON: Don't do things that are unlawful.
TRUMP: They're telling people to not do the things I say!
If they weren't unlawful, we wouldn't have a fucking problem, now, would we?
They are incredible at telling on themselves.
TRUMP: They're telling people to not do the things I say!
If they weren't unlawful, we wouldn't have a fucking problem, now, would we?
They are incredible at telling on themselves.
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Today the President of the United States called for the killing of his political opponents. People need to understand how serious that is.
This is not normal. This cannot be something only Democrats condemn. Every leader and American must condemn this.
This is not normal. This cannot be something only Democrats condemn. Every leader and American must condemn this.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Today the President of the United States called for the killing of his political opponents. People need to understand how serious that is.
This is not normal. This cannot be something only Democrats condemn. Every leader and American must condemn this.
This is not normal. This cannot be something only Democrats condemn. Every leader and American must condemn this.
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Handed a patient a printout of a CDC summary.
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Handed a patient a printout of a CDC summary.
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
They were suspicious.
I pointed out the publication date.
It was from 2024.
“Oh, ok, so this is from when we could trust them.”
Today I am remembering Jodi, or R2-Deck-U, a roller derby referee of some great renown. She earned her 300 game cape and beyond. I wish I had known her better. Rest in power. The derby community really misses you. 🏳️⚧️
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Today I am remembering Jodi, or R2-Deck-U, a roller derby referee of some great renown. She earned her 300 game cape and beyond. I wish I had known her better. Rest in power. The derby community really misses you. 🏳️⚧️
Shoutout to the guy at the restaurant in a MAGA hat.
It's really handy when the pedophiles out themselves.
Like, above and beyond, man.
It's really handy when the pedophiles out themselves.
Like, above and beyond, man.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Shoutout to the guy at the restaurant in a MAGA hat.
It's really handy when the pedophiles out themselves.
Like, above and beyond, man.
It's really handy when the pedophiles out themselves.
Like, above and beyond, man.