@theonenamedlamp.bsky.social
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
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❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
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December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
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ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
September 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
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my culture is not your costume
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
my culture is not your costume
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
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EarthGov will be holding a memorial for Kendra Daniels this week. She was a true patriot and a devoted Unitologist who simply wanted to engage in open dialogue with those who refused to be touched by the Marker. And she was taken from this world far too soon by the woke radical leftist Isaac Clarke
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
EarthGov will be holding a memorial for Kendra Daniels this week. She was a true patriot and a devoted Unitologist who simply wanted to engage in open dialogue with those who refused to be touched by the Marker. And she was taken from this world far too soon by the woke radical leftist Isaac Clarke
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YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
July 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
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VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
April 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
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It will cost you $0 to RT my work
April 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It will cost you $0 to RT my work
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
April 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
April 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
YOU - What will mine be marked by?
INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.
YOU - It will be riddled with disco.
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KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
April 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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"As stupid as everything else is, it's important to remember that it's also deeply evil." - @eliotetc.bsky.social
well said
well said
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"As stupid as everything else is, it's important to remember that it's also deeply evil." - @eliotetc.bsky.social
well said
well said
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
April 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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he can't tariff our friendship 😊
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
he can't tariff our friendship 😊
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Americans on the Warhammer sub Reddit have realised Warhammer is going to be even more expensive over there now and this might be the spark that ignites them
April 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Americans on the Warhammer sub Reddit have realised Warhammer is going to be even more expensive over there now and this might be the spark that ignites them
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Goose step in my direction and you'll be dropping all of your rings fast - and that's a promise!
Goose step in my direction and you'll be dropping all of your rings fast - and that's a promise!
May 28, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Goose step in my direction and you'll be dropping all of your rings fast - and that's a promise!
Goose step in my direction and you'll be dropping all of your rings fast - and that's a promise!
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Chuds may want to pretend they own the hobby, but they're not the ones getting published in White Dwarf.
February 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Chuds may want to pretend they own the hobby, but they're not the ones getting published in White Dwarf.