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Nick Bond
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@classical-ly trained

he/him, handsome/charming
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Happy Friday to you guys
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is basically the plot of like ten Good Eats episodes.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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4x Garbage Day byline today from me, @bumas.bsky.social, @ellievhall.bsky.social, and @jlfeder.bsky.social.

Here's everything the Epstein emails reveal about how he and Steve Bannon tried to unravel global democracy: Epstein helped build MAGA. Has he blown it?
www.garbageday.email/p/epstein-he...
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Happy Friday to you guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There are no post-match interviews quite like darts post-match interviews.
🗣️"We both bottled it. Our arses fell out"

🎤 Michael Smith honest take on 20 missed match darts between him and Chris Dobey

Watch now 🎥 👉🏻 youtu.be/vWf1oaM3QVM?...
"WE BOTH BOTTLED IT. BOTH OUR ARSES FELL OUT" MICHAEL SMITH HONEST TAKE ON 20 MISSED MATCH DARTS
YouTube video by Online Darts
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”

😳
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Those writers are full of shit and just making up excuses. James Bond died of lung cancer that metastasized to his brain in December of last year. I have his ashes in my living room.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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My Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a made-up language about the world of Frasier is called Sigur Roz
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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30 minutes to LOS ALAMOS!

A sci-fi thriller set at the Manhattan Project
youtu.be/5U_oCA9vies
A sci-fi thriller set at the Manhattan Project
YouTube video by The Pod Universe with Dylan & Dalton
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What an ABSOLUTE COWARD*. He has blocked replies on this, refusing to stand up for or by his egregious punnery.
There's already been one reboot, and New Line is putting out its own Mummy movie next year. Let's...wrap this up, folks
Brendan Fraser, who led the trio of movies made between 1999 and 2008, and Rachel Weisz, who starred in the first two, are in talks to star in a new #Mummy sequel. Radio Silence is set to direct.

More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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No Dunks guest @kofie.bsky.social speaks on the new NBA broadcast partners at Amazon and NBC ➡️ bit.ly/4nAqzJW
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I never had an actual Zune, but I did use Zune music because I had a Windows phone (which is still my one true love phone-wise) and I loved it more than I have ever loved iTunes, Apple Music or Spotify.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Has Pamela Paul always been a bad person? Like, I used to listen to the New York Times book review podcast and she didn’t seem particularly shitty, just kind of lame. The last five years or so, though, it seems like she’s risen rapidly up the dumbfuck rankings and I am just not sure if this is …
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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It's stretching sure but I'll let pettiness take hold and carry me through, not the first nor last time.
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM