themaxpretzel.bsky.social
@themaxpretzel.bsky.social
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December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I haven't forgotten about this.
September 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Perfectly encapsulates what’s wrong with America. It’s sick.
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Would you let your underage daughter be alone in a room with the man who sent this fawning, naked-girl-featuring birthday card to the most infamous child sex trafficker of his generation (who at the time was the card-sender’s best friend)?

No?

Then why is he still president?
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Exactly as described.
Today it was confirmed that the president told the world's most infamous pedophile and child sex trafficker: "We have certain things in common."

For any other president, it would be the biggest scandal of their lives, possibly career-ending.

For Trump, it's just Monday.
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The deep state is armed with sandwiches, Pam?
The man charged for throwing a sandwich at a federal officer was a DOJ employee.

“This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ,” Pam Bondi wrote on X.
Man charged for throwing sandwich at federal officer was a DOJ employee
Attorney General Pam Bondi said he was fired from his position after the incident.
www.politico.com
August 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The Trump administration is withdrawing the United States from the United Nations Educational, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (UNESCO), accusing the U.N. agency of being “woke.”
Trump pulls US out of UN cultural agency UNESCO for second time
President Donald Trump pulled the United States out of the U.N. culture and education agency UNESCO on Tuesday, repeating a move he had already ordered during his first term, which had been reversed under Joe Biden.
www.reuters.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.

That's just a true statement about the world!
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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We are doing this. Our governments. Our taxes. Our arms sales.

This is our Holocaust. Our Cambodian killing fields. Our Balkans. Our Rwandan genocide.

We are doing this and history will never forgive us.

Gaza:
“a deliberate, systematic starvation of an entire population”

A statement by Doctors Against Genocide.

#Gaza
July 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.
July 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Imagine. If. Biden. Had. Done. This.
July 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

JEFFREY EPSTEIN!!!!!
July 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social killed it with Superman, and I never knew I needed a Mr. Terrific movie! First time I’ve been speechless at a movie in a long time!
July 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Some people need this tattooed on their goddamned arm
June 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Thank god… men… of this caliber are defending us! What a great display for live TV of how kind and caring Americans police are. Are we fucking blind for real?
Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday.

This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
June 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Honestly, yeah. No one in history is free from some ugly blemish, but they started something at least.
They were far from perfect
But they said fuck you
We're building our own government now.
Before the war even started.
June 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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This person wants to spread the good news of Christianity through a snide video mocking people’s fear of the deaths of poor Americans that her bill will cause.

An actually loathsome human, and she’s a Senator no less. Dark days.
Absolutely bonkers — Joni Ernst doubles down on her “we are all gonna die” defense of Medicaid cuts while walking through a cemetery
May 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM