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They say you are what you eat, which is funny, because I don't remember eating a fucking legend. He/Him
Timeline Cleanse. We don’t deserve dogs.
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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It may be hard to believe, but Twitter was once a useful public space instead of a weird monetization scheme for racist ragebait chatbots.
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I love that we live in a world where we're all supposed to now praise Trump for his peace-making and ignore the fact that at least 20,000 Palestinians have been killed on his watch, with bombs & bullets - & rhetorical support! - that he supplied to Israel.
That's all erased now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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We should all lead a life as interesting and useful

www.npr.org/2025/10/01/4...
Jane Goodall, legendary primatologist, has died at age 91
Jane Goodall, primatologist who transformed our understanding of the lives of apes, has died, according to an announcement from the Jane Goodall Institute.
www.npr.org
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I think we underestimate the extent to which the right wing has eroded civil society simply by pulling stunts like this that make any public participation extremely unpleasant.
Cornell is cancelling a distinguished professor's classes on Gaza and suspending him because of the complaints of a student who previously served in Israel's military surveillance agency and was literally recording the comments of other students in class and deliberately derailing discussion.
September 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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I appreciate @charlieangus104.bsky.social for keeping me informed about our shared history.
Canada was on the front lines in fighting fascism. Those that came home rarely spoke about what they had seen and what they had done to free other people from tyranny.
We need those stories now more than ever.
Here is my reflection on the lessons of Ortona.

charlieangus.substack.com/p/the-price-...
The Legacy of Ortona
Remembering the real price of peace
charlieangus.substack.com
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Hello journalists. If you report this you gotta say that under the Constitution he has no power to do it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
And now the census
August 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This is the approximate amount Ontario thinks taxpayers should contribute to the building of a parking lot for a European megaspa that will be an eyesore on Toronto's waterfront. I find that helps put things into perspective on government spending priorities.
I really think Canada could come up with $500 million to become the global leader in mRNA research, and I really think it should
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces he will cancel $500 million in vaccine development projects.
August 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Fathers be good to your one daughter.
unironically, this is the song of the summer. it's been in my head for three days straight.
August 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Me three months ago:
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I spent seven years writing a book on this and she just… said it in three succinct paragraphs to politico.
July 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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🇨🇦 🇨🇦 I count myself lucky to be a Canadian.

We are the best country on this fucking rock and it's because of all of you.. all of us 🍁
Let’s all start our weekend feeling proud and lucky to be Canadians. I certainly do. ❤️🇨🇦

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
July 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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This. My mom is bitterly convinced I was “brainwashed” in college. Nope, I just got out of my tiny rural town.
*Taps the sign again*
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Let's start the day with something positive! 🐾🐶❤️💟☮️
July 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Really roundabout way to say he’s definitely on the Epstein list.
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Let’s put this to bed.
July 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Happy Murderbot renewal day!!!

www.theverge.com/news/704047/...
Murderbot is getting a season 2 on Apple TV Plus
Apple TV Plus is doubling down on its Murderbot adaptation.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM