there are so many pants that I would get if they weren’t cropped right above the ankle :(((
April 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
there are so many pants that I would get if they weren’t cropped right above the ankle :(((
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who amongst us
Monte loves having his butt scratched, and has started throwing his ass towards people and looking back at them with an expression of crazed insistence.
March 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
who amongst us
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how to punish brain for hallucinating Teams call jingle
April 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
how to punish brain for hallucinating Teams call jingle
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things used to be better. there was a cheeseburger. i ate the cheeseburger and now it's gone? bring back the old days when i had the cheeseburger
March 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
things used to be better. there was a cheeseburger. i ate the cheeseburger and now it's gone? bring back the old days when i had the cheeseburger
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i think they gave me regular soda instead of diet so unfortunately i will be passing away
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i think they gave me regular soda instead of diet so unfortunately i will be passing away
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Thanks to everyone in Keels, Bonavista and Port Union Newfoundland. We had the best time in such a beautiful place and everyone was so welcoming.
#severance
#severance
March 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Thanks to everyone in Keels, Bonavista and Port Union Newfoundland. We had the best time in such a beautiful place and everyone was so welcoming.
#severance
#severance
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lol I’m not “mad.” my head gets red and transforms into a giant steam whistle when I think something is funny. gritting my teeth so hard they shatter and fall out of my mouth while one incisor flaps around like a clapboard sign is how I express amusement
March 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
lol I’m not “mad.” my head gets red and transforms into a giant steam whistle when I think something is funny. gritting my teeth so hard they shatter and fall out of my mouth while one incisor flaps around like a clapboard sign is how I express amusement
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🚨 Ariana Grande announces ‘eternal sunshine’ deluxe. Out March 28th.
March 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
🚨 Ariana Grande announces ‘eternal sunshine’ deluxe. Out March 28th.
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Chappell Roan will release ‘The Giver’ on March 13th.
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Chappell Roan will release ‘The Giver’ on March 13th.
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okay i'll bite. who is oscar?
March 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
okay i'll bite. who is oscar?
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if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country
last week of birth control pack means it’s time for pre-grieving my mom again!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
last week of birth control pack means it’s time for pre-grieving my mom again!!!!
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is it friday again or is time fake
February 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
is it friday again or is time fake
you ever flip a cake out of a pan so perfectly that you cry or is that just me
February 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you ever flip a cake out of a pan so perfectly that you cry or is that just me
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wait I think it’s called Ratatouille bc he’s a rat?
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
wait I think it’s called Ratatouille bc he’s a rat?
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INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers
February 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers
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had a headache so I took a nap but the nap was too long and it gave me a headache so then I took a nap but the nap was too long so it made my headache worse so I took a nap bu-
February 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
had a headache so I took a nap but the nap was too long and it gave me a headache so then I took a nap but the nap was too long so it made my headache worse so I took a nap bu-
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Pedro Pascal and Bad Bunny together in new photos.
February 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pedro Pascal and Bad Bunny together in new photos.
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Ok, I’ll bite. What is my purpose on this planet
February 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ok, I’ll bite. What is my purpose on this planet
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The microplastics in my brain have combined and occluded major vessels and that's why I am like this
February 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The microplastics in my brain have combined and occluded major vessels and that's why I am like this
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Sabrina Carpenter looks glamorous for Vogue Magazine.
February 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sabrina Carpenter looks glamorous for Vogue Magazine.
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