Archie Lime
@thelistlesslime.bsky.social
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I used to steal from my first employer but if anyone noticed I’d distract them by dancing like the guy from The Happy Mondays. I eventually got charged with embezzlement.
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I used to steal from my first employer but if anyone noticed I’d distract them by dancing like the guy from The Happy Mondays. I eventually got charged with embezzlement.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Once I’d finally perfected my cloning machine I was beside myself.
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Richard Tice, March 2025:
"I have never met Nathan Gill, and he has never had anything to do with Reform,"
"I have never met Nathan Gill, and he has never had anything to do with Reform,"
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Richard Tice, March 2025:
"I have never met Nathan Gill, and he has never had anything to do with Reform,"
"I have never met Nathan Gill, and he has never had anything to do with Reform,"
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Calls have been made for the Welsh Government to launch a review of worship in schools following a landmark Supreme Court decision that ruled that mandatory Christian collective worship in Northern Ireland amounts to indoctrination ✍️Emily Price wp.me/p8Mk4U-199i
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Calls have been made for the Welsh Government to launch a review of worship in schools following a landmark Supreme Court decision that ruled that mandatory Christian collective worship in Northern Ireland amounts to indoctrination ✍️Emily Price wp.me/p8Mk4U-199i
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The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
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SUPERB and angrily unvarnished response, by former BBC chairman, Lord Patten.
"I don't think that we should allow ourselves to be bullied into thinking that the BBC is only any good, if it reflects the prejudice of the last person who shouted at it." ~AA
"I don't think that we should allow ourselves to be bullied into thinking that the BBC is only any good, if it reflects the prejudice of the last person who shouted at it." ~AA
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
SUPERB and angrily unvarnished response, by former BBC chairman, Lord Patten.
"I don't think that we should allow ourselves to be bullied into thinking that the BBC is only any good, if it reflects the prejudice of the last person who shouted at it." ~AA
"I don't think that we should allow ourselves to be bullied into thinking that the BBC is only any good, if it reflects the prejudice of the last person who shouted at it." ~AA
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
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My campaign to have the world’s biggest chocolate bar collection has been given a huge Boost.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My campaign to have the world’s biggest chocolate bar collection has been given a huge Boost.
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Bloody foreigners coming over here and saving peoples lives.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bloody foreigners coming over here and saving peoples lives.
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Shocked I tells ya
Cardiff council has been accused of failing to restore a much-loved play area and recreation space that it allowed to be used as a builder’s yard during the construction of a new cancer centre ✍️Martin Shipton wp.me/p8Mk4U-18au
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Shocked I tells ya
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I remember Meera Syal saying on a tv chat show about twenty bleeding years ago about the lack of representation of poc on tv particularly in advertising. It’s taken this long to finally see a fair balance so that stupid women and others like her should just shut the fuck up.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I remember Meera Syal saying on a tv chat show about twenty bleeding years ago about the lack of representation of poc on tv particularly in advertising. It’s taken this long to finally see a fair balance so that stupid women and others like her should just shut the fuck up.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Shadow home secretary Chris Philp failed to name the leader of the Welsh Conservatives despite being asked five times to do so during an interview
Shadow home secretary fails to name leader of Welsh Conservatives five times
Shadow home secretary Chris Philp failed to name the leader of the Welsh Conservatives despite being asked five times to do so during an interview. The MP for Croydon South was answering questions fro...
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October 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Shadow home secretary Chris Philp failed to name the leader of the Welsh Conservatives despite being asked five times to do so during an interview
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What’s with the suitcases?
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What’s with the suitcases?
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
I’m going on holiday with a TV wildlife presenter
Chris Packham?
No I did
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
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Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicahofq6s4xow7vowj7dx6odw6ejdwr4kwcmzta7qwi4hg2nvywji@jpeg)
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I matched with someone on a dating app but her support for the Communist Party was a massive red flag
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I matched with someone on a dating app but her support for the Communist Party was a massive red flag
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Is there scope for a new series of Scooby Doo where instead of dressing up as a ghost to scare people away, the bad guys just shoot and kill the gang and bury them in the plutonium mine?
October 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Is there scope for a new series of Scooby Doo where instead of dressing up as a ghost to scare people away, the bad guys just shoot and kill the gang and bury them in the plutonium mine?
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A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰
How genocide happened
How genocide happened
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰
How genocide happened
How genocide happened
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![Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.
There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.
What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.
It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzlqyldh7nfc34pfffvd24ko/bafkreiap6asa64jdjb2vlv4c2sdritjrntsibvsv7baj6o4cgwcfgsjeny@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.
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My nan recently had a hip operation, now whenever she makes me a sandwich she serves it on a roof tile with a side of rosemary fries in a miniature bucket.
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My nan recently had a hip operation, now whenever she makes me a sandwich she serves it on a roof tile with a side of rosemary fries in a miniature bucket.
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BBC accused of 'extraordinary' anti-Green bias after party say the Laura Kuenssberg Show scrapped a promised interview with @zackpolanski.bsky.social on Sunday.
Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
BBC accused of 'extraordinary' anti-Green bias after party say the Laura Kuenssberg Show scrapped a promised interview with @zackpolanski.bsky.social on Sunday.
Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...