Jordan Eldridge
@thelaserloon.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Timeline cleanse
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Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
August 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
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It really is incredible how despite a half-century of expanding executive power, ballooning the debt, bloating the government, and policing private behavior, the GOP is still discussed as the party of small government libertarianism and fiscal responsibility. Just no relation to reality at all.
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It really is incredible how despite a half-century of expanding executive power, ballooning the debt, bloating the government, and policing private behavior, the GOP is still discussed as the party of small government libertarianism and fiscal responsibility. Just no relation to reality at all.
You don’t always know where you stand ‘til you know that you won’t run away.
June 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You don’t always know where you stand ‘til you know that you won’t run away.
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Just told my 10yo daughter about Elon Musk. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Muskanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
And then she asked if it's true that there's white genocide in Muskanda.
And then she asked if it's true that there's white genocide in Muskanda.
June 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just told my 10yo daughter about Elon Musk. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Muskanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
And then she asked if it's true that there's white genocide in Muskanda.
And then she asked if it's true that there's white genocide in Muskanda.
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Stunning details now emerging: this was an operation planned a year and a half in advance, involved smuggling drones into Russia, placing them in containers on top of trucks, arranging for them all to open simultaneously and to strike.
More than 40 Russian warplanes are burning after a mass Ukrainian drone attack
kyivindependent.com/enemy-bomber...
kyivindependent.com/enemy-bomber...
'Russian bombers are burning en masse' — Ukraine's SBU drones hit 'more than 40' aircraft in mass attack, source claims
"Currently, more than 40 aircraft are known to have been hit, including the A-50, Tu-95 and Tu-22 M3," a source told the Kyiv Independent.
kyivindependent.com
June 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stunning details now emerging: this was an operation planned a year and a half in advance, involved smuggling drones into Russia, placing them in containers on top of trucks, arranging for them all to open simultaneously and to strike.
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Prediction
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Prediction
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
Trump: We have an American Pope cos I made America Great Again
Pope: Nationalism is bad, Jesus didn't like capitalism, and tariffs hurt the poor
Trump: The Pope is a bad Pope, what a nasty Pope, I call him Fake Pope, etc
Just watch.
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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The Dicks are out, shooting loads of skeet
April 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Dicks are out, shooting loads of skeet
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We are being governed by incompetents and broligarchs who would start World War III with a pocket dial.
March 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We are being governed by incompetents and broligarchs who would start World War III with a pocket dial.
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Hegseth, Waltz, and everyone involved on the Signal chain should resign.
This level of incompetence is clearly extensive throughout Trump’s cabinet and goes all the way to the top.
This also begs the question, why was any of this being discussed on a signal chain?
This level of incompetence is clearly extensive throughout Trump’s cabinet and goes all the way to the top.
This also begs the question, why was any of this being discussed on a signal chain?
March 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hegseth, Waltz, and everyone involved on the Signal chain should resign.
This level of incompetence is clearly extensive throughout Trump’s cabinet and goes all the way to the top.
This also begs the question, why was any of this being discussed on a signal chain?
This level of incompetence is clearly extensive throughout Trump’s cabinet and goes all the way to the top.
This also begs the question, why was any of this being discussed on a signal chain?
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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March 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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2020 Free Speech Absolutist: perhaps you don’t approve of everything bigots say but if they aren’t invited to teach kindergarteners to say slurs then freedom is dead.
2025 Free Speech Absolutist: it’s a hate crime whenever someone meets a cybertruck owners and fails to tell them they are cool
2025 Free Speech Absolutist: it’s a hate crime whenever someone meets a cybertruck owners and fails to tell them they are cool
March 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
2020 Free Speech Absolutist: perhaps you don’t approve of everything bigots say but if they aren’t invited to teach kindergarteners to say slurs then freedom is dead.
2025 Free Speech Absolutist: it’s a hate crime whenever someone meets a cybertruck owners and fails to tell them they are cool
2025 Free Speech Absolutist: it’s a hate crime whenever someone meets a cybertruck owners and fails to tell them they are cool
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American Republicans are ideologically much more like people in Russia or Turkey than they are like members of European right-wing parties, and this only happened in the last 25 years.
www.ft.com/content/3046...
www.ft.com/content/3046...
March 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
American Republicans are ideologically much more like people in Russia or Turkey than they are like members of European right-wing parties, and this only happened in the last 25 years.
www.ft.com/content/3046...
www.ft.com/content/3046...
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@billcorbett.bsky.social I just watched “Things.” Where in the HELL do you find these movies?!
March 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@billcorbett.bsky.social I just watched “Things.” Where in the HELL do you find these movies?!
I think my rabbit is broken.
March 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think my rabbit is broken.
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Just 2+2=5 over and over again
February 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just 2+2=5 over and over again
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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
Kluwe, a Huntington Beach resident, made comments against a MAGA plaque proposed for installation at the Central Library, then approached the dais and was arrested.
www.latimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
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As a millennial, the phone terrifies me with the idea that people might be calling me to talk, but it comforts me with the idea that I can use it to make myself constantly angry and depressed by looking at the news
February 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As a millennial, the phone terrifies me with the idea that people might be calling me to talk, but it comforts me with the idea that I can use it to make myself constantly angry and depressed by looking at the news