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jess 🧦 [ham]
@thejessbess.bsky.social
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jess 🧦 [ham] @thejessbess.bsky.social · Nov 16
am i walkin here?

(new yorker in the midst of existential crisis)
thejessbess.bsky.social
me: but i don’t have an addiction

therapist: 👀 (gestures to featherly friends)
May 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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can i go home early? my shoes make fart sounds when i walk
May 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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someone said “howdy” to me today & i was like ? howdy pardner? then they reminded me that my shirt, the one i was wearing, the one i picked out, did in fact say HOWDY
May 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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mona lisa? i hardly know her! folks,
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
I think the first words I would say coming out of a coma would be, “no please not this again.”
May 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
April 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
shout out to the 20 year anniversary ads for greys anatomy that have me chanting “pick me! choose me! love me!” to everyone, everywhere, and at all times.
May 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Never a dull moment? How about just a few. Please
May 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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wowww
May 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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ahh (grimacing) the yearning (gripping my hair) it’s back
May 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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me: yeah just kinda down lately. i got kicked off my royal match team, not sure why 😔

therapist: you didn’t do anything wrong
May 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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(throwing a turtle in a tight spiral like a football)
May 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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im-all-id.me
I'm open to being wrong I just never am
May 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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jimmusilpainter.bsky.social
My painting SAGUARO
A tall saguaro cactus let up by the setting sun. The sky is beautiful and lit up in yellows oranges and pinks.
May 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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sorry i tempted your husband & it caused y’all to move to another state. & sorry that state was missouri.
May 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
Just boarded a flight. No way is this a "service" alligator.
May 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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look. i just. psh. y’know?
April 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(reading the specs of a clown car) wow 32 cupholders
April 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
my speed dating for turtles business didn't do so well.
April 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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(slaps student driver’s hand away from the turn signal) NEVER let ‘em know your next move
April 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
HEY ITS 4pm SOMEWHERE I say at 9:42am
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
ugh fine i'll be the pope
April 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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strictlychristo.bsky.social
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
a microwave that counts up instead
April 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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rip rest in pope
April 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM