The Artist Formerly Known As The Iron Sherk 🇵🇸
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Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦
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Death penalty for whoever decided that earbuds should stop playing every time you try and adjust them slightly
American standard is such a classic urinal brand. Doesn’t get any better than that
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
American standard is such a classic urinal brand. Doesn’t get any better than that
Got a balloon animal dog and writhing six minutes I had him humping the table
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Got a balloon animal dog and writhing six minutes I had him humping the table
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I'm not negative. I'm chaotic positive
October 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I'm not negative. I'm chaotic positive
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*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
In Thailand third base is buying her four goldfish
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
In Thailand third base is buying her four goldfish
You can just get a burger and a beer after walking home from the gym. Nobody is stopping you.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
You can just get a burger and a beer after walking home from the gym. Nobody is stopping you.
Imagine being in Cannibal Corpse and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about rotting flesh
imagine being in The Beach Boys and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about surfing
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Imagine being in Cannibal Corpse and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about rotting flesh
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imagine being in The Beach Boys and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about surfing
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
imagine being in The Beach Boys and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about surfing
Almost done boarding and there’s nobody else in my row for a ten hour flight this is what dreams are made of
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Almost done boarding and there’s nobody else in my row for a ten hour flight this is what dreams are made of
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A second wave of libs has hit bluesky
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A second wave of libs has hit bluesky
All my life I knew I wanted to grow up to listen to Steely Dan by the pool
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All my life I knew I wanted to grow up to listen to Steely Dan by the pool
Doing God’s work (teaching the youth of Thailand about Taking Back Sunday)
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Doing God’s work (teaching the youth of Thailand about Taking Back Sunday)
September 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
If you use the same piece of equipment at the gym for an hour straight I should be able to kick you in the balls
September 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
If you use the same piece of equipment at the gym for an hour straight I should be able to kick you in the balls
Met a Swedish guy at the bar the other night and now we are in a friends with benefits situation except the benefits are we will be liking each others instagram stories for the foreseeable future
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Met a Swedish guy at the bar the other night and now we are in a friends with benefits situation except the benefits are we will be liking each others instagram stories for the foreseeable future
Liking her instagram story 38 seconds after being posted in the least creepy way possible
August 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Liking her instagram story 38 seconds after being posted in the least creepy way possible
Becoming a better photographer after your ex said you sucked at taking pictures is a form of therapy
August 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Becoming a better photographer after your ex said you sucked at taking pictures is a form of therapy
Standing with my arms folded and not dancing when the red hot chili peppers song comes on at the bar
August 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Standing with my arms folded and not dancing when the red hot chili peppers song comes on at the bar
What is the point of throw pillows other than for throwing them on the floor
August 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What is the point of throw pillows other than for throwing them on the floor
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‘The people we have been starving were already quite ill’ is an admission of guilt not a defense.
August 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
‘The people we have been starving were already quite ill’ is an admission of guilt not a defense.
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Don't tread on me. Unless you're the military or police or rich psycho freaks or corporations. But no one else tread on me
August 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Don't tread on me. Unless you're the military or police or rich psycho freaks or corporations. But no one else tread on me
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Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.
August 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.
Getting to break out of my funk by meeting up with my bestie in Amsterdam tomorrow, kinda love this life 🥰
August 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Getting to break out of my funk by meeting up with my bestie in Amsterdam tomorrow, kinda love this life 🥰
Just rawdogged a one hour subway ride. No cell service, no earbuds just pure yearning for the beautiful woman a few seats down.
August 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Just rawdogged a one hour subway ride. No cell service, no earbuds just pure yearning for the beautiful woman a few seats down.
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You know Fall is getting closer when the WNBA dildos are changing colors.
August 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You know Fall is getting closer when the WNBA dildos are changing colors.