hoochiewise 🎈
@thehorrorhottie.bsky.social
i like horror movies & long walks in sephora. part time bad bitch, full time nerd. 💁🏾♀️♑️💫
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i thought the lil made it obvious lol
The wimmenz are using “lil daddy” on men they don’t want..
I repeat: The wimmenz are using “lil daddy” on men they DON’T want..
*****static****
*Taps icom mic* Does anyone copy?
I repeat: The wimmenz are using “lil daddy” on men they DON’T want..
*****static****
*Taps icom mic* Does anyone copy?
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i thought the lil made it obvious lol
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🗣️ A smile is something special! A ribbon is something rareeee
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🗣️ A smile is something special! A ribbon is something rareeee
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Me when the #WelcomeToDerry intro song starts playing
a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor
ALT: a man in a floral shirt and white shorts is dancing on a dance floor
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Me when the #WelcomeToDerry intro song starts playing
when your cycle makes you the sleepiest person to have ever lived <<<<
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
when your cycle makes you the sleepiest person to have ever lived <<<<
mental illness.
Trump posted 400 posts at midnight last night on truth social.
Not hyperbolic. He literally did. Including an AI video of the President of Venezuela surrendering to Trump. Trump saying it was real.
Not hyperbolic. He literally did. Including an AI video of the President of Venezuela surrendering to Trump. Trump saying it was real.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
mental illness.
cash, always lol.
7. At your age, what is the perfect gift?
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
cash, always lol.
during the month of december, all may give to the church of $d0minique
Once again it's Tithes Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
during the month of december, all may give to the church of $d0minique
i encourage all men to keep a running list of info on their ladies in their notes app. mister has my favorite perfumes, makeup products/shades, clothing size, shoe size, etc. already written down & i have his as well. it’s helpful for gift buying when you’re stumped.
Shit. Her bday is in 7 days and I don't even have a gift in mind yet smh
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i encourage all men to keep a running list of info on their ladies in their notes app. mister has my favorite perfumes, makeup products/shades, clothing size, shoe size, etc. already written down & i have his as well. it’s helpful for gift buying when you’re stumped.
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It’s very interesting to me how humans will formulate whole thoughts and viewpoints on shit without knowing anything. And when presented with new info, they’ll most likely spurn it bc no one wants to be wrong or corrected
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It’s very interesting to me how humans will formulate whole thoughts and viewpoints on shit without knowing anything. And when presented with new info, they’ll most likely spurn it bc no one wants to be wrong or corrected
december really has me feeling good. the bad bitch energy just pours into me in my birth month 🥹
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
december really has me feeling good. the bad bitch energy just pours into me in my birth month 🥹
capricorn women are special ✨ she always been IT.
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
capricorn women are special ✨ she always been IT.
i keep purchasing fur coats thinking i will need them to be warm but still fly (bc if i have to wear a coat on my birthday, i need it to be fly!) on my birthday but then when my birthday comes, it don’t be that cold & i don’t wear them. but now they swearing this cold front gonna be so bad lmao idk.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i keep purchasing fur coats thinking i will need them to be warm but still fly (bc if i have to wear a coat on my birthday, i need it to be fly!) on my birthday but then when my birthday comes, it don’t be that cold & i don’t wear them. but now they swearing this cold front gonna be so bad lmao idk.
wait i LIKE this lmfao
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
wait i LIKE this lmfao
$27?! 🙁
She was bragging about someone’s bf sending her $27 for her birthday as of he sent her hundreds
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
$27?! 🙁
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I sometimes think of the multiverse in which Al Gore won in 2000. I wonder what is happening over there
🔥 AL GORE: “We already have way too many subservient cowards in Congress, the last thing we need is to send another one (Van Epps 🤖) — you can make tomorrow the turning point for our country by getting out and voting for Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social .” #TN7
Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I sometimes think of the multiverse in which Al Gore won in 2000. I wonder what is happening over there
i am so excited to wear my birthday dress 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i am so excited to wear my birthday dress 🥰
i used to love both real bad 😂
An Atlanta "shawty" hits entirely different from a New York "shorty" even though they're technically the same word
Regional Black vernacular is beautiful in its complex simplicity. Shawty just don’t sound the same if it ain’t a nigga from Atlanta. Pussasshoe doesn’t have that je nais se quoi if don’t have that south Florida accent. Man I love what we do with language both written and spoken
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i used to love both real bad 😂
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Annie has had a day. 🫶🏾
Congratulations to Wunmi Mosaku for winning Outstanding Supporting Performance at the Gotham Film Awards for ‘SINNERS’
Congratulations to Wunmi Mosaku for winning Outstanding Supporting Performance at the Gotham Film Awards for ‘SINNERS’
Wunmi Mosaku has been nominated in the Outstanding Supporting Performance category at the Gotham Film Awards for her work in ‘SINNERS’
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Annie has had a day. 🫶🏾
Congratulations to Wunmi Mosaku for winning Outstanding Supporting Performance at the Gotham Film Awards for ‘SINNERS’
Congratulations to Wunmi Mosaku for winning Outstanding Supporting Performance at the Gotham Film Awards for ‘SINNERS’
love my girl more than anything but what is this?! 😩
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
love my girl more than anything but what is this?! 😩
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“Teflon Don in the courtroom”
not megan posted her litigious fits on IG to celebrate her win 💀😂
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Teflon Don in the courtroom”
charlotte saw leroy go too far one time & IMMEDIATELY got to packing.
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
charlotte saw leroy go too far one time & IMMEDIATELY got to packing.
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i would be the worst courtroom support. what do you mean they caught you? have the hours of crime scene documentaries i forced you to watch taught you nothing?!?!?! just sitting in the front row mad as hell
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i would be the worst courtroom support. what do you mean they caught you? have the hours of crime scene documentaries i forced you to watch taught you nothing?!?!?! just sitting in the front row mad as hell
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'Color Purple', 'Harlem Nights',
'Uptown Saturday Night',
'Lady Sings The Blues' and
'Cotton Club'; to name a few,
that highlight segregation
in entertainment venues.
They're ignoring "it".
~
Ngl, still my preferred social
coordinates; within the diaspora,
too.
'Uptown Saturday Night',
'Lady Sings The Blues' and
'Cotton Club'; to name a few,
that highlight segregation
in entertainment venues.
They're ignoring "it".
~
Ngl, still my preferred social
coordinates; within the diaspora,
too.
the non black people saying the black spot reminds them of sinners or “copied” sinners because they do not know that juke joints were not an exclusive thing made up for sinners but an actual real safe haven for black people to have fun in pre/active civil rights era america.
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
'Color Purple', 'Harlem Nights',
'Uptown Saturday Night',
'Lady Sings The Blues' and
'Cotton Club'; to name a few,
that highlight segregation
in entertainment venues.
They're ignoring "it".
~
Ngl, still my preferred social
coordinates; within the diaspora,
too.
'Uptown Saturday Night',
'Lady Sings The Blues' and
'Cotton Club'; to name a few,
that highlight segregation
in entertainment venues.
They're ignoring "it".
~
Ngl, still my preferred social
coordinates; within the diaspora,
too.
HELLO!
And the crazy thing is, it was included in the book It (which came out decades before Sinners). So people just saying shit without doing an iota of research.
the non black people saying the black spot reminds them of sinners or “copied” sinners because they do not know that juke joints were not an exclusive thing made up for sinners but an actual real safe haven for black people to have fun in pre/active civil rights era america.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
HELLO!
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And the crazy thing is, it was included in the book It (which came out decades before Sinners). So people just saying shit without doing an iota of research.
the non black people saying the black spot reminds them of sinners or “copied” sinners because they do not know that juke joints were not an exclusive thing made up for sinners but an actual real safe haven for black people to have fun in pre/active civil rights era america.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And the crazy thing is, it was included in the book It (which came out decades before Sinners). So people just saying shit without doing an iota of research.