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i like horror movies & long walks in sephora. part time bad bitch, full time nerd. 💁🏾‍♀️♑️💫
just wanted to show yall my hair & how i’m obsessing over the makeup by mario (natural finish) foundation.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i knew instantly what type of woman i was destined to be once i saw that movie! they can never make me hate you jada!
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
she outside the jailhouse like
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
omg WHAT
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
we all know pennywise has always been a shape shifter but THAT?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
had him watching queen of the damned.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
a sensitive skin friendly dream. just wish it was a little more moisturizing for winter, but the cream version of this breaks me out so i stick to this!
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
idk man, some of yall was going for a mere wendy’s 4X4 in my heyday
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“his name is chris and—“
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
me watching yall say it’s too sweet knowing i actually add a lil extra sugar to mine
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
man: i’m a scorp-
me:
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
when my teams message says away at lunch & you just keep pinging me like i’m going to change my mind and reply
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this yall:
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
let me at em.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
he got *exactly* what i wanted & did not flinch once at the price. that’s how it’s supposed to be
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
apparently i only smile on birthdays!
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
watching him speak yautja without the mask in interviews
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
sorry if i’ve ever upset you. i probably meant to do it though.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
marge might’ve deserved that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
grown woman weight is here 😂
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
🤎
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
me knowing they voted for this but also still somehow slightly excited to see like ….
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
full lewk for beyhaw!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
she didn’t know it but beyoncé would be walking right by her at the cowboy carter tour a few hours later.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM