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I'm a meat popsicle
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January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I’ve watched this 85 times solely to watch her take that one guy out at the knees
This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is Comet. She had an unsatisfactory walk experience today. Decided to file a complaint with management. 13/10 (IG: peachycomet22)
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Starbucks' outrageous CEO-to-worker pay gap might make you spit out your morning coffee. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Still awaiting my George $oros payment for showing up at #NoKINGS_Day & staying until noon.

Somebody slipped this 20 under my door, but something about it seems fake.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is how our government has been corrupted:

1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat

We must get big money out of politics.

It is the root of our dysfunction.
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"

Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Surprising no one. Depressing everyone.
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Respect to those who got here first.
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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We’re in the second Gilded Age just like the first — when America’s wealth was in the hands of a few, money corrupted politics, and working people were abused and exploited.

It can be easy to feel discouraged, but the first Gilded Age teaches us lessons on how we can fight back.
From Robber Barons to Bezos: Is History Repeating Itself? | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
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October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Republicans are trying to give their rich donors more tax cuts while your health care costs double.
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This is Chico. He is the star of this year's hottest film, Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Drift. 13/10 (TT: mariana_rodrigues_ssilva)
October 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
On Oct 14th, post the quotes they don't want shared and spread.
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
September 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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No Man’s Sky: Journeys lands Thursday 18th Sep 2025

🪐 Music by 65dysofstatic and Paul Weir

🚀 Listen to “Vostok” & "The Journey" now: lnk.to/nms-journeys-single

🛸 OST streaming 18th Sep: lnk.to/nms-journeys

🧑‍🚀 Vinyl pre-orders 14:00 BST 18th Sep: lnk.to/NMS-Journeys-vinyl

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September 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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🎯!!!
The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Flora has discovered the comfort of the couch

#cats
#catsofbluesky
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
The alleged Charlie Kirk assassin identified as Tyler Robinson from a white Republican household.

His family are 2nd amendment, blue lives matter, MAGA, and he was taught to shoot since a young age. His father, an ex sheriff, convinced him to turn himself in, qualifying for the FBI $100,000 reward.
September 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM