The garftective
@thegarftective.bsky.social
You know me you love me
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you have my attention
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
you have my attention
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I can’t stop watching this Vegeta/Bret Hart edit
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I can’t stop watching this Vegeta/Bret Hart edit
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ME: there is no way NVIDIA is shipping this many GPUs without them warehousing millions of them
PAT MCAFEE: ya dude ya know. Like the eagles with Nnamdi Asomugha and Mike Vick
ME: it’s more like signing Kirk cousins 40 times
AJ HAWK: 😐
PAT MCAFEE: ya dude ya know. Like the eagles with Nnamdi Asomugha and Mike Vick
ME: it’s more like signing Kirk cousins 40 times
AJ HAWK: 😐
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
ME: there is no way NVIDIA is shipping this many GPUs without them warehousing millions of them
PAT MCAFEE: ya dude ya know. Like the eagles with Nnamdi Asomugha and Mike Vick
ME: it’s more like signing Kirk cousins 40 times
AJ HAWK: 😐
PAT MCAFEE: ya dude ya know. Like the eagles with Nnamdi Asomugha and Mike Vick
ME: it’s more like signing Kirk cousins 40 times
AJ HAWK: 😐
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I have zero expectations for the democratic party and still manage to be constantly disappointed with them
If you had realistic expectations of the Democratic Party you would not be repeatedly disappointed and appalled by them.
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have zero expectations for the democratic party and still manage to be constantly disappointed with them
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In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children
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experimental dick sucking
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
experimental dick sucking
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breaking bad watch order
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
breaking bad watch order
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
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pov you are zohran mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
pov you are zohran mamdani
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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so basically, nvidia is selling more chips that ever to ai companies for “computing power” (ie plagiarism+weird porn), and these companies pay for this by selling shares of their company to nvidia, and this is the only thing keeping the economy afloat?
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
so basically, nvidia is selling more chips that ever to ai companies for “computing power” (ie plagiarism+weird porn), and these companies pay for this by selling shares of their company to nvidia, and this is the only thing keeping the economy afloat?
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i wish i was a tom and jerry character bc then someone could play my sciatic nerve like a bass guitar and fix me
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i wish i was a tom and jerry character bc then someone could play my sciatic nerve like a bass guitar and fix me
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I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
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comes off like they're working on some extremely child-like definition of capitalism where the market is free and the freer the market is the more capitalist it is. which has only ever existed in the minds of American libertarians from like the 1970s on
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
comes off like they're working on some extremely child-like definition of capitalism where the market is free and the freer the market is the more capitalist it is. which has only ever existed in the minds of American libertarians from like the 1970s on
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i think it's kind of really gross that healthcare is tied not just to your employment but that there's a whole cottage industry of petit bourgeois who are exempt from supplying their employees with adequate wages and health care
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i think it's kind of really gross that healthcare is tied not just to your employment but that there's a whole cottage industry of petit bourgeois who are exempt from supplying their employees with adequate wages and health care
Look at this fuckin guy
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Look at this fuckin guy
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oh thank heavens i don’t have to hear red sox fans talk anymore for another six months.
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
oh thank heavens i don’t have to hear red sox fans talk anymore for another six months.
Redsox suck dick I hope Alex cora has a fucking heart attack
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Redsox suck dick I hope Alex cora has a fucking heart attack
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.
@kamalaharris.com you were the vice president at the time
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.
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I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them
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A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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I need to find someone that can foster a cat in seattle
September 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I need to find someone that can foster a cat in seattle
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going to nixcon cosplaying as richard nixon
im going to nixcon without having used nix ever before, theyre probably going to beat me up and spit on me and laugh at me as i cry
August 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
going to nixcon cosplaying as richard nixon
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those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism
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