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Ryan Ford
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Beware the lack of a ‘stache. Deputy sports editor for @freepsports, stroke and testicular cancer survivor. 2021 NSMA Michigan Sportswriter of the Year. Proud Cat Dad, Wazzu alum. (Go Cougs)
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Amazon Music going from Wazzu’s fight song, post-win, to “Boomer Sooner” is a vibe. Heisman for all!
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
After EIGHT years, we finally have a functional sidewalk open to the public, across the street in my neighborhood.
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A good day for books! Shipped this 208-page bad boy on the Tigers from @freep.com off to the publisher today, right on time, which means it’s time to dig into the latest from @sheaserrano.bsky.social !
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This went live last night - a big PDF bundle of the books I've written at Image. Includes The Wicked + the Divine, DIE, Phonogram, Ludocrats, the first Power Fantasy, We called them giants, etc. Basically, this is the stuff I got into comics to do, and a great chance to grab it.
Humble Comic Bundle: Roll for Initiative with Kieron Gillen by Image Comics
Dive into one of comics’ most creative minds with our Kieron Gillen bundle, featuring The Wicked + The Divine, and more! Pay what you want and support BINC!
www.humblebundle.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
My apologies to @megaholt.medsky.social , as my mini-Mariners fandom crash — I called losing all 3 ALCS home games and I am not dealing well with being 2/3 right now— led to a regression into my English lit major … all of which seem to apply to the M’s:
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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This! If I hadn’t gone for a basic ass physical in 2023, I wouldn’t have found out that my heart was failing.

If @theford.bsky.social wasn’t married to me, he would be dead from either sepsis, diabetes, a stroke, or cancer—all before 45 years old.
SHID.
Millennials too! Get thy AZZ to the doctor!
Hey Black Gen X

GO GET EVERYTHING CHECKED
October 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Convinced this rain is the Baseball Gods’ last-ditch effort to stop me from ever seeing a Mariners playoff game in person.
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Today in jerseys spotted at Mariners/Tigers Game 3: Cal Raleigh, Ichiro and … Jesse Winker?
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I can’t believe I got it. #Jaguars
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Well, that was a heckuva wild-card series in Cleveland. Excited to get a game or two in Detroit in the ALDS for the whole @freep.com crew to cover.
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Lol Tesla's fake robotaxi is asking riders to tip. Comical shit. sfstandard.com/2025/09/15/t...
September 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Well it finally happened
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
And there it is, with the official Apple signage. Now all my neighborhood needs is for the Tecovas shop to open.
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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interesting if very specific statistic
September 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
With how many late afternoon/night games the Lions are playing this year, having a 1 p.m. start against the Bears felt almost like a 9 a.m. game for the Monday edition of @freep.com, with great coverage from @davebirkett.bsky.social and so many others.
September 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Judged solely on vibes, this TD should either count double, or count for zero points, and I’m really not sure which.
I have no clue what Purdue just did.
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As a Coug of a certain age, I thought I had a cap on the wellspring of my hatred for the Los Angeles schools.
UCLA is bringing me joy I didn’t know existed.
Explaining to my MSU-alum wife @megaholt.medsky.social — Coug-splaining?— the saga of how UCLA got here … with a full Big Ten sked ahead …
a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a frying pan and a spoon .
ALT: a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a frying pan and a spoon .
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The PAC-12 tried to keep this contained in a nice 1130 pm start in Pullman, but, noooo, the Big Ten decided to spread UCLA-25 all over the damn country.
Anybody who is pro-conference expansion, this is your fault.
This might be the worst televised football game of all time
September 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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You hate to see it
September 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Well, my downtown Detroit neighborhood finally has Apple Store signage, if not an open store yet. The gentrification rolls on. At least it’s somewhere I’m likely to go to (unlike the Chick-fil-A in development hell for the past year or so).
September 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This sentence is basically one Steilacoom away from a Washington State citizenship exam.
August 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lions (fans) catching strays, but none of this is wrong.
I just...

I want folks who don't obsess over this kind of thing to know how I felt when I saw him say that.

I'm just failing to find equally ignorant things he could say.

It's like... a Lions fan saying that they can win the superbowl this year, all that they'll need is for Bobby Lane to score a/
August 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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"Goalkeeper Alyssa Naeher Scores Last-Minute Equalizer for First-Ever NWSL Goal" has to be the most NWSL After Dark sentence in the history of human existence
ALYSSA NAEHER'S FIRST-EVER NWSL GOAL AND ON HER 200TH CAREER APPEARANCE TOO!!!!
August 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM