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Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
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Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo
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Great portraits here of centenarian WWII vets by Maxine Wallace. wapo.st/4p277a7
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The People Want to Read: on the massive budget cuts proposed for Chicago Public Library. What's at stake and what you can do, whether or not you live in Chicago.

These are *easy* and *vital* things. Let's save CPL's budget.

buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
The People Want To Read: On Massive Budget Cuts Proposed in Chicago
If passed, Chicago Public Library will lose half their budget for acquiring new books and materials.
buttondown.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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good morning chicago
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I knew those cowards would leave after the first cold day here
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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An area that allows you to play just a little bit to remember the controls for when you put a game down and pick it up again months later. Also a short summary of what you’ve done so far.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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The football game is 0-0 at halftime? Damn. That's crazy. Guess not every offense can have the firepower of the Chicago Bears.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I for sure am not joining those jagoffs in the lullaby league!!!!
Idk, I think you’re a little tall for the lollipop guild….
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Fairy member of the lollipop guild!
Which one are you?
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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"And she's GOT such a long way to GOOOOOOO"
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@thewedgeserpent.bsky.social my nemesis literally got his ankle broken today smh
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Lynchburg, VA
Which cities did you have the worst time in?
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Be sure to read the alt text and see how it should be done!
Timeline cleanse courtesy Graceland Cemetery yesterday, looking more gorgeous than any cemetery has a right to look
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Anyway I’m obviously biased but it’s hard to think of a city that has the breadth of options that Chicago does. Like it’s possible that another city can do seafood better but can they also do Mexican/Italian/Nepalese/Ethiopian/Japanese?
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
now this was a MOVIE
Time to watch one of my holiday favs
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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New Orleans & Chicago
What cities had the best food that you've been to?
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The last time I heard Peg in a grocery store there was a worker stocking the beer fridge next to me and he kind of shook his head and said “MM, Steely Dan” and gave him a “Hell yeah brother.”

There was magic in that Piggly Wiggly that day
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Walked in the grocery store and Peg was playing #blessed
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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www.instagram.com/p/DQ4R1MGkXS...

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Low ALT text due to low energy day
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Is there a SW Chicago small business directory that someone has compiled? I wanna focus my holiday $ on them
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Loved me some Danny! He was like the only sensible one on the show.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Can't count how many times I've searched something on google and the AI overview I don't want is blatantly wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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In the 1953 movie “The Blue Gardenia,” Ann Sothern’s character includes this information when she describes herself: “Nationality — Chicago.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM