Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social
Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo
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I accidentally turned on some weird version of the game and it looked like this and I was like, this is what I get for watching this mess. Like why are the names over the players and why did the hoop glow green when they score???
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I accidentally turned on some weird version of the game and it looked like this and I was like, this is what I get for watching this mess. Like why are the names over the players and why did the hoop glow green when they score???
Uh... AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?!
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Uh... AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?!
It’s not even a question
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s not even a question
I love how mad he looks
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I love how mad he looks
This is an excellent point, I have a honey ginger jelly (idk what it’s called) I get from HMart and that’s the base of this hot toddy.
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is an excellent point, I have a honey ginger jelly (idk what it’s called) I get from HMart and that’s the base of this hot toddy.
Literally brings me no pleasure to say this
October 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Literally brings me no pleasure to say this
Ready to become my true self
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ready to become my true self
*deep weary sigh*
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
*deep weary sigh*
Me looking at all the homies at the Cubs game:
October 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me looking at all the homies at the Cubs game:
Looks like it’s time to tap the sign again (made by the inimitable @harebrained.bsky.social)
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Looks like it’s time to tap the sign again (made by the inimitable @harebrained.bsky.social)
I love this and will be participating.
September 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I love this and will be participating.
Y’all got jokes (supportive, complimentary)
September 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Y’all got jokes (supportive, complimentary)
Sunday fun day in Indianapolis.
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sunday fun day in Indianapolis.
I loled at memorable crimes. I’ll dm you later.
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I loled at memorable crimes. I’ll dm you later.
Post a meme made by you
September 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Post a meme made by you
This is going to be the logo
September 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is going to be the logo
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Im gonna throw this one in here
August 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Im gonna throw this one in here