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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦
@thedanalytic.bsky.social
here to have fun and talk with my community for two or three minutes… then I’m gone ••• I run marathon for ‘fun’ and have covered sports for 18 years •••
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Moms juss inna meeting, dad…

Some fin Penn can do fur you?
The party that thinks it’s exercising your free speech to plaster f**k Trudeau all over their vehicles…

Now is upset by bad language at them!?
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The UCP have for years and years refused to call of ordinary Albertans challenging them to speak for themselves

Now, now as the “guns are blarin’” now we should think about choosing our words?

Nah
Airdrie UCP MLA Tanya Fir shows how she really feels about constituents aka "mothers***ers" A must read - and listen - via @jaredwesley with content by Doug Firby

What happens when you call your MLA?
open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...
What happens when you call your MLA?
An errant voicemail gives us insight into how the UCP is handling the backlash against its use of the notwithstanding clause. They're not doing well.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Let me tell you, the pendulum swing from my time as a fresh eyed, 20-year old starting work at Sports Direct Inc. only to have my roommate (and landlord) laid off, as well as over half the company…

Our sports gambling wing had taken a massive hit and the highers ups saw losses and dark times ahead
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I watched a segment of Oilers+ (on a coworker’s laptop) and it had Savoie & someone (sorry, I wasn’t watching very well until..) touring the “NHL Department of Player Safety war room”

A room where they have screens every where around ~ 10 workstations and Parros claims they watch incessantly.
bsky.app/profile/adam...

It would be nice if there was some way to ask the ref about this play post game.
Filip Hronek's agent on "X" regarding his client taking a clear elbow to the head
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Deleting this app and account within the week!

Great job Shelon @jay.bsky.team
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it.

Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What’s craziest is that the same source went on to say

“Just kidding, it will be a second term for that absolute moron before we see a salary cap”
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Trying to figure out a way to blame the federal government for this”

- UCP
“the gap between the $15/hour minimum wage in Alberta and the living wage was the difference for many people in getting by or getting ahead.”

Danielle Smith doesn’t care about this, but Naheed Nenshi does.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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It's wild she got to the level of deputy speaker.
UCP MLA under a recall cloud has issued a statement…

- Blaming teachers for her recall
- defending the use of the notwithstanding clause as being “necessary” (it wasn’t)
- suggesting that the organizer is abusing his position.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@groundnews.bsky.social i bought a pro subscription without remembering that you’re paying content creators to promote the app…

I also (dumbly, for free but I seem to care too much) have been touting your product @ Alberta separation rallies (I counter-protest)

Can I get a discount / free please?
a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor .
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was the coolest person in my basement for years

(No one was my friend)

It was awesome being able to make a high school team
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In a world full of fake,

be Borealis
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But @jay.bsky.team hasn’t posted about a breakfast food in days…
Search is completely whacked on this site right now, right? Not just me?
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh no, don’t throw out my Lego…
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Celebrate EVERY WIN!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Site getting worse by the day, @jay.bsky.team
In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Danielle Smith:
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just decided to look up how far along the UCP’s latest cash grab (trying to replace the rcmp with an Alberta police force no one wants) is…

www.alberta.ca/alberta-poli...

Lots of links in here that don’t even work… but I trust they’re doing the work… right?

ThisfutureofABpolicing.ca does not work
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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🚨 Alberta is Recalling. UCP MLA Angela Pitt facing recall campaign in Airdrie-East 👀 Also: Look who’s running in the UCP AGM board elections.

daveberta.substack.com/p/alberta-is...
Alberta is Recalling. UCP MLA Angela Pitt facing recall campaign in Airdrie-East
Also: Look who’s running in the UCP AGM board elections
daveberta.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
UCP bots on Danielle Smith’s social media have started to ‘diagnose’ any detractors as having “UCP-derangement syndrome”…

Hilarious how interchangeable they think Albertan politicians are with Trump, they can just use MAGA attacks without irony.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM