Joe Martin
@jamthefed.bsky.social
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it anymore and what’s it seems weird and scary.
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Joe Martin
@jamthefed.bsky.social
· Jan 2
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
I have 365 of these jokes, I should make a 🧵 and post one a day this year!
Burn it all down they gave up a goal.
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Burn it all down they gave up a goal.
At this point they should put all the other sports back to the way the conferences were a few years back and just make football only conferences. Hockey does it down there and would help with travel.
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
At this point they should put all the other sports back to the way the conferences were a few years back and just make football only conferences. Hockey does it down there and would help with travel.
I'm not against "separatists" per se being in the political theater from a grassroots org that comes from actual people and funding from within.
If it's the way that soon to be struck off lawyer Boss Hogg's way of going about it, we're starting to get into treason season.
If it's the way that soon to be struck off lawyer Boss Hogg's way of going about it, we're starting to get into treason season.
Meanwhile, APP's Jeffrey Rath believes the U.S. talks are another step towards more provinces leaving Canada, suggesting BC will eventually join AB, SK, YK and NWT in separation.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm not against "separatists" per se being in the political theater from a grassroots org that comes from actual people and funding from within.
If it's the way that soon to be struck off lawyer Boss Hogg's way of going about it, we're starting to get into treason season.
If it's the way that soon to be struck off lawyer Boss Hogg's way of going about it, we're starting to get into treason season.
Still hasn't decided on what side of the fence to plop on due to no backbone.
"I haven't signed any petitions because I believe that's a citizen initiated process is meant for citizens."
Premier Danielle Smith says she hasn't signed the sovereignty petition, that she's simply watching the process develop for now.
(Nicolaides has also not signed)
Premier Danielle Smith says she hasn't signed the sovereignty petition, that she's simply watching the process develop for now.
(Nicolaides has also not signed)
February 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Still hasn't decided on what side of the fence to plop on due to no backbone.
Lmao
Trump on the SAVE America Act: "It will assure the security of our crooked elections"
February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Lmao
Lol wonder what happened.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Lol wonder what happened.
It's not what you know, it's who.
Love to pin the emotional state of an entire nation on a squirrely hothead who is, statistically, by a wide margin, the worst goalie in the NHL this season.
(splashing cold water in face, shaking it out)
ALRIGHT alright Marty Brodeur ain't walking through that door let's do this
(splashing cold water in face, shaking it out)
ALRIGHT alright Marty Brodeur ain't walking through that door let's do this
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It's not what you know, it's who.
Binnington hey....lol
Canada/Czechia is two hours away
Darcy Kuemper, Travis Sanheim & Seth Jarvis skated this morning...indicating they will not dress this afternoon.
We are expecting Jordan Binnington in goal, but will see for sure
Darcy Kuemper, Travis Sanheim & Seth Jarvis skated this morning...indicating they will not dress this afternoon.
We are expecting Jordan Binnington in goal, but will see for sure
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Binnington hey....lol
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Probably Chris Benoit 😬
Probably Chris Benoit 😬
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Edie Brickell (and Brad Houser) from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians,
Aaron Comess of the Spin Doctors,
Erica Badu.
There's probably more now.
Edie Brickell (and Brad Houser) from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians,
Aaron Comess of the Spin Doctors,
Erica Badu.
There's probably more now.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Probably Anthony Davis, who played in the NFL from 2003-2012. Or….me?
Probably Anthony Davis, who played in the NFL from 2003-2012. Or….me?
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Probably Chris Benoit 😬
Probably Chris Benoit 😬
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I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)
![Wikipedia entry describing the story arc of “99 Luftballons”:
The lyrics of the original German version tell a story:
99 balloons are mistaken for UFOs, causing a military general to send pilots to investigate. Finding nothing but balloons, the pilots put on a large show of firepower. The display of force worries the nations along the borders and the defence ministers on each side encourage conflict to grab power for themselves.
In the end, a cataclysmic war results from the otherwise harmless flight of balloons and causes devastation on all sides without a victor, as indicated in the denouement of the song: "99 Jahre Krieg ließen keinen Platz für Sieger," which means "99 years of war left no room for victors." The anti-war song finishes with the singer walking through the devastated ruins of the world and finding a single balloon. The description of what happens in the final line of the piece is the same in German and English:
'''Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen," or "Think of you and let it go."[11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4dp4culto5csbqs5m6ge22fw/bafkreie4ga5vudhvz4e25t5oducxifde6sf2zgal7wugci2bv5ee2qfcoe@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I know I’m fixating, but “shooting down party balloons and using it as a pretext for war” is literally the “99 Luftballons” story arc. 🎈🤯 (Even “Miami 2017” didn’t map this closely.)
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"So I says, 'Yeah? If you want that money
come and find it 'cause I don't know
where it is, you baloney.
You make me want to retch.'
come and find it 'cause I don't know
where it is, you baloney.
You make me want to retch.'
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"So I says, 'Yeah? If you want that money
come and find it 'cause I don't know
where it is, you baloney.
You make me want to retch.'
come and find it 'cause I don't know
where it is, you baloney.
You make me want to retch.'
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NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
Sure he has no shares in any of those coal companies.
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Sure he has no shares in any of those coal companies.
Holy what the hell
"RCMP say 10 people are dead after a mass shooting in the rural community of Tumbler Ridge, B.C.: nine victims and one suspect.
Six people were found dead inside Tumbler Ridge Secondary School"
Six people were found dead inside Tumbler Ridge Secondary School"
10 dead, including suspect, in mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. | CBC
www.cbc.ca
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Holy what the hell
When you take too many off brand blue pills.
February 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When you take too many off brand blue pills.
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I for one am impressed with the specificity of his memory about something that he previously denied occurring.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I for one am impressed with the specificity of his memory about something that he previously denied occurring.
More files coming out?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
More files coming out?
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@ididtheiggy.bsky.social is ready for next weekend!
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
@ididtheiggy.bsky.social is ready for next weekend!
I really want this to me a FG and shutout game pretty bad now.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I really want this to me a FG and shutout game pretty bad now.