The Dad Rock
@thedadrock1.bsky.social
Professional earth person.
Amateur everything else.
Chaotic aloof.
Amateur everything else.
Chaotic aloof.
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
CFB = college foot ball
CFP = college football playoff
I know it's all chaos and there are no rules but my brain glitches out whenever I see one or the other.
CFP = college football playoff
I know it's all chaos and there are no rules but my brain glitches out whenever I see one or the other.
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
CFB = college foot ball
CFP = college football playoff
I know it's all chaos and there are no rules but my brain glitches out whenever I see one or the other.
CFP = college football playoff
I know it's all chaos and there are no rules but my brain glitches out whenever I see one or the other.
So Dr. Worm isn't a real doctor, but is Rabbi Vole a real rabbi?
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So Dr. Worm isn't a real doctor, but is Rabbi Vole a real rabbi?
John Tyler's grandson lived to 2025.
the first pass philip rivers threw in the nfl was in the last game of the 2004 season, when he played the second half for the san diego chargers in relief of doug flutie, who himself was teammates 18 years earlier with walter payton
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
John Tyler's grandson lived to 2025.
Everyone get off your phones and find a hobby and don't come back until you've got something like this.
Fucking pumped man let’s fucking go
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Everyone get off your phones and find a hobby and don't come back until you've got something like this.
I can't put my finger on what mine is which makes me worry that it's everything...
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I can't put my finger on what mine is which makes me worry that it's everything...
There are many kinds of friends and we need them all
i believe the lady at the vintage store who always remembers me and shows me things she thinks i’d like is my friend, much the way you believe the stripper who calls you by name is yours
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There are many kinds of friends and we need them all
Show me the papal dirty new balances
The first American pope has received a papal lawn mower for use around the Vatican Gardens.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Show me the papal dirty new balances
College football has always been chaos and never been fair but when you try to fit a thousand square pegs into 20 round holes nope I don't like where that metaphor is going.
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
College football has always been chaos and never been fair but when you try to fit a thousand square pegs into 20 round holes nope I don't like where that metaphor is going.
It's alright I know who I am
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's alright I know who I am
Hell yes
This to me is what it's all about. The magazine dream. Being able to publish writers you admire greatly writing about whatever happens to catch their attention even if – or especially if – it's not about~!all of this~ www.welcometohellworld.com/its-what-mak...
It’s what makes us human
David Roth on a Rob Zombie painting exhibit
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hell yes
You can't hide from a river
It will always find you
You can climb a hill and hide behind a rock
And chuckle as it passes
Spilling endlessly into the sea
Congratulations you got away
And then the storm cloud gathers
It will always find you
You can climb a hill and hide behind a rock
And chuckle as it passes
Spilling endlessly into the sea
Congratulations you got away
And then the storm cloud gathers
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You can't hide from a river
It will always find you
You can climb a hill and hide behind a rock
And chuckle as it passes
Spilling endlessly into the sea
Congratulations you got away
And then the storm cloud gathers
It will always find you
You can climb a hill and hide behind a rock
And chuckle as it passes
Spilling endlessly into the sea
Congratulations you got away
And then the storm cloud gathers
A geologist only gets 2 questions: "what's your favorite rock?" And "so what do you DO?"
For the curious:
1. They're all good rocks.
2. I keep the dirt clean.
For the curious:
1. They're all good rocks.
2. I keep the dirt clean.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A geologist only gets 2 questions: "what's your favorite rock?" And "so what do you DO?"
For the curious:
1. They're all good rocks.
2. I keep the dirt clean.
For the curious:
1. They're all good rocks.
2. I keep the dirt clean.
Y'all I got chills.
And I don't even say y'all in real life.
And I don't even say y'all in real life.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Y'all I got chills.
And I don't even say y'all in real life.
And I don't even say y'all in real life.
A better world is possible, etc.
Biased here but people should write about books that are good by people who are cool a lot more than they write about a book that sucks by shit heads we all hate.
September 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A better world is possible, etc.
Good rocks
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Good rocks
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New stop-motion work for LEGO Bluey 🩵
August 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New stop-motion work for LEGO Bluey 🩵
The earth is beautiful
I don't know who emotionally needs this right now, but here's a bunch of big creature animatronics from the late '90s
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The earth is beautiful
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SCIENCE CORNER: technically rocks can't yearn for anything, up to and including the gentle touch of meat
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
July 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
SCIENCE CORNER: technically rocks can't yearn for anything, up to and including the gentle touch of meat
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
When all you have is a hammer, you find a lot of nails. Except what you actually have is a fake inflatable hammer that can't actually drive a nail.
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
When all you have is a hammer, you find a lot of nails. Except what you actually have is a fake inflatable hammer that can't actually drive a nail.
sweet jesus
When ppl ask me what my favorite record is, I've had the same weird answer since I was twenty years old, the vocals-only version of Pet Sounds. I would listen to this in full several times a day for a long time, hits hard when very sad, have you heard it here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YB_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YB_...
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice (Vocals Only)
YouTube video by Panchito Villa
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sweet jesus
Show us your writing process in a gif
May 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Show us your writing process in a gif
Mike's got new stuff to go get so go get it
New SINGLE! New ALBUM! New MUSIC VIDEO!
"Oils of Orange," the second single from my new record, out now!
Surfing the Web With the Alien, my second solo album, out June 27 from @laurenrecords.bsky.social!!!
Stream/view/pre-order all here:
lr-d.ffm.to/oils-of-orange
Long live 🎸new guitar pop🎸
"Oils of Orange," the second single from my new record, out now!
Surfing the Web With the Alien, my second solo album, out June 27 from @laurenrecords.bsky.social!!!
Stream/view/pre-order all here:
lr-d.ffm.to/oils-of-orange
Long live 🎸new guitar pop🎸
Mike Huguenor - Oils of Orange
"Surfing the Web With the Alien" out June 27th
lr-d.ffm.to
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mike's got new stuff to go get so go get it