The Clever Carny
@theclevercarny.bsky.social
An incurable adventurer hell bent on exploring the world.
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social still waiting and wishing to get a ticket to tomorrow’s taping. Signed up on 1iota, but haven’t been issued a ticket. Really hoping that I can get in. Fly in early tomorrow and it would be the perfect start to my trip. Please help!
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social still waiting and wishing to get a ticket to tomorrow’s taping. Signed up on 1iota, but haven’t been issued a ticket. Really hoping that I can get in. Fly in early tomorrow and it would be the perfect start to my trip. Please help!
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Reposted by The Clever Carny
🍿 The first new “Popcorn Animated Doll” has been installed in Fantasyland, themed after Mr. Toad:
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🍿 The first new “Popcorn Animated Doll” has been installed in Fantasyland, themed after Mr. Toad:
Reposted by The Clever Carny
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Reposted by The Clever Carny
I'm auditioning as the designer of the 2028 election campaign logo, what do you think?
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm auditioning as the designer of the 2028 election campaign logo, what do you think?
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Our tickets are booked.
January 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our tickets are booked.
Reposted by The Clever Carny
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
Reposted by The Clever Carny
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
Reposted by The Clever Carny
26 reasons why Jason Segel's The Muppets 2011 is a remake of It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
(a thread)...
(a thread)...
December 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
26 reasons why Jason Segel's The Muppets 2011 is a remake of It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
(a thread)...
(a thread)...
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Doc Brown in the Back to the Future train.
December 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Doc Brown in the Back to the Future train.
Got my Orlando airport socks in the mail today. Can’t wait to wear them on my next flight out of MCO.
December 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Got my Orlando airport socks in the mail today. Can’t wait to wear them on my next flight out of MCO.
Reposted by The Clever Carny
“I tried being a vegan for a while, but I couldn’t live without cheese.”
“They have vegan cheese.”
“No, they don’t. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.”
This fearless truth-telling is why John Scalzi is great.
(The kaiju preservation society)
“They have vegan cheese.”
“No, they don’t. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.”
This fearless truth-telling is why John Scalzi is great.
(The kaiju preservation society)
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 PM
“I tried being a vegan for a while, but I couldn’t live without cheese.”
“They have vegan cheese.”
“No, they don’t. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.”
This fearless truth-telling is why John Scalzi is great.
(The kaiju preservation society)
“They have vegan cheese.”
“No, they don’t. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.”
This fearless truth-telling is why John Scalzi is great.
(The kaiju preservation society)
Show me 4 of your necessary December watches.
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Show me 4 of your necessary December watches.
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Reposted by The Clever Carny
I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Reposted by The Clever Carny
For years, adults on Sesame Street didn't believe Big Bird when he spoke out. The decision was made to end this thread as it sent a message of not being able to trust those with influence. Don't let someone's clout keep you from speaking up. Big Bird can overcome, so can you. 💛
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 AM
For years, adults on Sesame Street didn't believe Big Bird when he spoke out. The decision was made to end this thread as it sent a message of not being able to trust those with influence. Don't let someone's clout keep you from speaking up. Big Bird can overcome, so can you. 💛
Reposted by The Clever Carny
The current exchange rate between the US dollar and the Japanese yen means a ticket to DisneySea is currently $53-72 USD per day. This is comparable to the cost of ticketed dating events I've seen in NYC.
December 3, 2024 at 2:22 AM
The current exchange rate between the US dollar and the Japanese yen means a ticket to DisneySea is currently $53-72 USD per day. This is comparable to the cost of ticketed dating events I've seen in NYC.
Jay Leno 2024
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Jay Leno 2024
Reposted by The Clever Carny
BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
Reposted by The Clever Carny
Once again must I remind you to GET A LIBRARY CARD.
November 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Once again must I remind you to GET A LIBRARY CARD.