antler
@antler.bsky.social
mercury prize winner and four-time grammy award nominee
(day one of alchemist school) okay class let's start simple, today we'll be making goat cheese out of sheeps milk
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
(day one of alchemist school) okay class let's start simple, today we'll be making goat cheese out of sheeps milk
the ikea SHEVEK lets you send faster-than-light "hej"s to sweden, but reviews say the holum tree particleboard quickly turns to Dust
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
the ikea SHEVEK lets you send faster-than-light "hej"s to sweden, but reviews say the holum tree particleboard quickly turns to Dust
festively determined to think the least racist possible thoughts all day
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
festively determined to think the least racist possible thoughts all day
my new defensetech startup sells an ai platform purpose-built for nuclear weapon launch detection and retaliation. the hallucination rates are low but we're working on it
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
my new defensetech startup sells an ai platform purpose-built for nuclear weapon launch detection and retaliation. the hallucination rates are low but we're working on it
(2 chainz voice) he got a bad bunny so they call him bad bunny
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
(2 chainz voice) he got a bad bunny so they call him bad bunny
scooby and the gang only incorporated Mystery Inc. so they could retain an insane amount of lawyers to keep them out of prison for doing their serial break-ins
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
scooby and the gang only incorporated Mystery Inc. so they could retain an insane amount of lawyers to keep them out of prison for doing their serial break-ins
kill the unc inside your head
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
kill the unc inside your head
i love moving apartments without moving cities because you get to spend a ton of money like a high roller except your life stays basically exactly the same
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
i love moving apartments without moving cities because you get to spend a ton of money like a high roller except your life stays basically exactly the same
the same resolution we make every new year's eve, pinky—fuck, marry, kill
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the same resolution we make every new year's eve, pinky—fuck, marry, kill
its fucked up peter jackson made gollum look so much like a human man when he's just supposed to be british
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
its fucked up peter jackson made gollum look so much like a human man when he's just supposed to be british
just because the holidays are over doesn't mean you can't still have sex with santa claus, that guy's always down to get his stocking stuffed if you know what i mean
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
just because the holidays are over doesn't mean you can't still have sex with santa claus, that guy's always down to get his stocking stuffed if you know what i mean
nothing is more strongly correlated with the idea that clothing's brand makes it Fashion than insistence that the talking heads are revelatory
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
nothing is more strongly correlated with the idea that clothing's brand makes it Fashion than insistence that the talking heads are revelatory
fuck you christmas, you're done. get out
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
fuck you christmas, you're done. get out
but do you recall,
the most heinous offenses of all?
🎶 special the victims unit 🎵
the most heinous offenses of all?
🎶 special the victims unit 🎵
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
but do you recall,
the most heinous offenses of all?
🎶 special the victims unit 🎵
the most heinous offenses of all?
🎶 special the victims unit 🎵
mid-70s rankin/bass rudolph movie where they rescue a freezing victor frankenstein from hypothermia in the arctic wastes
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
mid-70s rankin/bass rudolph movie where they rescue a freezing victor frankenstein from hypothermia in the arctic wastes
santa claus is actually a bigfoot but mrs claus is human, just a size queen
December 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
santa claus is actually a bigfoot but mrs claus is human, just a size queen
as william gibson once observed, "canada's here, it's just not evenly distributed"
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
as william gibson once observed, "canada's here, it's just not evenly distributed"
frothy the load man
was a man made out of cum
was a man made out of cum
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
frothy the load man
was a man made out of cum
was a man made out of cum
frosty the snowman
was, unfortunately, Racist
was, unfortunately, Racist
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
frosty the snowman
was, unfortunately, Racist
was, unfortunately, Racist
ho, ho, the mistletoe
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
ho, ho, the mistletoe
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
hung, as you can see
that's something we have in common,
mistletoe and me
no artist has dedicated their life more completely to envisioning scenarios in which using the computer requires someone to employ a texas catheter than @greatdismal.bsky.social has
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
no artist has dedicated their life more completely to envisioning scenarios in which using the computer requires someone to employ a texas catheter than @greatdismal.bsky.social has
the peripheral is technically a christmas novel
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the peripheral is technically a christmas novel