lots of parades don't exist

the location is a six year old's birthday party...? 😑🤕 okay???

this weekend the pittsburgh steelers will find themselves in a cavernous ancient library filled with light, and after ascending a hidden staircase, learn to cook a simple soup containing all of god's truth

i am always happy to host whatever the fuck you just said i hosted. it was a great event and some day i hope to visit myself in austin

putting VEils back on the v-scale