Chris Porter
@thechrisporter.bsky.social
Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers
I spread sunshine & chaos.
I spread sunshine & chaos.
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Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
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Robert Reich: "(...) Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into White House marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Robert Reich: "(...) Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into White House marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
This is what fascist dictators do when in power. Democracies don’t do this."
The stranger things captions are dirty
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The stranger things captions are dirty
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Counter question: Do men ruin EVERYTHING?
Yes. The answer is yes.
Yes. The answer is yes.
a woman is sitting in front of an american flag in a courtroom .
Alt: Marisa Tomei, in My Cousin Vinnie, hair teased up to high heaven, saying, "it's a fact." She is in a courtroom .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Counter question: Do men ruin EVERYTHING?
Yes. The answer is yes.
Yes. The answer is yes.
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People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
How TF am I expected to donate food to a food shelter when I’m working 7 days a week between my teaching job, my coaching job, & my weekend side hustle to afford necessities?
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How TF am I expected to donate food to a food shelter when I’m working 7 days a week between my teaching job, my coaching job, & my weekend side hustle to afford necessities?
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The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.
The system is broken.
All this is happening because billionaires aren’t just happy being billionaires.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
All this is happening because billionaires aren’t just happy being billionaires.
If someone asked me what kind of teacher I am, it’s somewhere between this guy…
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If someone asked me what kind of teacher I am, it’s somewhere between this guy…
I’m watching the new BTK documentary & a boomer getting caught being a serial killer because he believed the police when they told him he couldn’t traced if he communicated via floppy disk is a 🧑🍳 💋
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m watching the new BTK documentary & a boomer getting caught being a serial killer because he believed the police when they told him he couldn’t traced if he communicated via floppy disk is a 🧑🍳 💋
Imaging sending in troops to intimated people only to get trolled by a bunch of hipsters in inflatable costumes in front of the world.
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Imaging sending in troops to intimated people only to get trolled by a bunch of hipsters in inflatable costumes in front of the world.
NGL, Portland looks fun AF right now.
October 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
NGL, Portland looks fun AF right now.
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Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.
My rolling tray is a Johnny Cash collage WTF you mean “can seem deeply uncool?”
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
on.wsj.com
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My rolling tray is a Johnny Cash collage WTF you mean “can seem deeply uncool?”
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*Cries in American* 😭
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
*Cries in American* 😭
Post you from different era (1989)
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Post you from different era (1989)
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I booked a photo session tonight bc I have very few pictures of my family together, but while I’m smiling & holding my children, I know I will hear this mother’s screams.
I don’t want my tax dollars supporting ICE agents dragging parents away from car line. And most moms in the US agree with me.
I don’t want my tax dollars supporting ICE agents dragging parents away from car line. And most moms in the US agree with me.
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I booked a photo session tonight bc I have very few pictures of my family together, but while I’m smiling & holding my children, I know I will hear this mother’s screams.
I don’t want my tax dollars supporting ICE agents dragging parents away from car line. And most moms in the US agree with me.
I don’t want my tax dollars supporting ICE agents dragging parents away from car line. And most moms in the US agree with me.
We live in a timeline where a pastor who took a munition off the dome at close range & another dude in an inflatable frog suit who threw roundhouse kicks at ICE are symbols of the current resistance.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We live in a timeline where a pastor who took a munition off the dome at close range & another dude in an inflatable frog suit who threw roundhouse kicks at ICE are symbols of the current resistance.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
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"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Every neighborhood in America had that one hateful, arrogant, unimposing kid who would talk shit, spew obscenities, & make threats from their front porch & would run back inside if you made the slightest move toward him from the sidewalk.
Every neighborhood had a Stephen Miller.
Every neighborhood had a Stephen Miller.
October 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Every neighborhood in America had that one hateful, arrogant, unimposing kid who would talk shit, spew obscenities, & make threats from their front porch & would run back inside if you made the slightest move toward him from the sidewalk.
Every neighborhood had a Stephen Miller.
Every neighborhood had a Stephen Miller.
Taylor: “He dickmatized me and opened my eyes.”
Travis:
Travis:
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Taylor: “He dickmatized me and opened my eyes.”
Travis:
Travis:
The Life of a Showgirl is a good listen. The Swifties will understand more of it than I do, but there are 12 songs & this is album #12.
I’m getting a vibe the tracks represents the corresponding era. Didn’t she write this on the Eras tour? She spent the whole time reflecting & this is the result.
I’m getting a vibe the tracks represents the corresponding era. Didn’t she write this on the Eras tour? She spent the whole time reflecting & this is the result.
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The Life of a Showgirl is a good listen. The Swifties will understand more of it than I do, but there are 12 songs & this is album #12.
I’m getting a vibe the tracks represents the corresponding era. Didn’t she write this on the Eras tour? She spent the whole time reflecting & this is the result.
I’m getting a vibe the tracks represents the corresponding era. Didn’t she write this on the Eras tour? She spent the whole time reflecting & this is the result.
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I think that maybe if we could just love each other a tiny bit, maybe things will be okay.
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think that maybe if we could just love each other a tiny bit, maybe things will be okay.