Chris Porter
@thechrisporter.bsky.social
Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers
I spread sunshine & chaos.
I spread sunshine & chaos.
The stranger things captions are dirty
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The stranger things captions are dirty
If someone asked me what kind of teacher I am, it’s somewhere between this guy…
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If someone asked me what kind of teacher I am, it’s somewhere between this guy…
Post you from different era (1989)
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Post you from different era (1989)
Taylor: “He dickmatized me and opened my eyes.”
Travis:
Travis:
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Taylor: “He dickmatized me and opened my eyes.”
Travis:
Travis:
The junior high kids at this high school football game have to be insufferable right about now.
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The junior high kids at this high school football game have to be insufferable right about now.
I knew he looked familiar.
August 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I knew he looked familiar.
That amazing ballpark photographer always catches me off guard.
July 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That amazing ballpark photographer always catches me off guard.
When Temu is your alcohol vendor.
July 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When Temu is your alcohol vendor.
I miss this comet so much.
July 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I miss this comet so much.
Not all summer homes are the same.
June 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not all summer homes are the same.
Since this app doesn’t support videoed, here’s a photo of the tornado
May 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since this app doesn’t support videoed, here’s a photo of the tornado
Happy Mother’s Day
May 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Happy Mother’s Day
Well, it’s happening here now.
May 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well, it’s happening here now.
My school district had the PRIVILEGE of hearing from a Holocaust survivor this week. There are no words to describe the experience. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves.
April 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My school district had the PRIVILEGE of hearing from a Holocaust survivor this week. There are no words to describe the experience. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves.
Another night, another series of tornado warnings.
Friend is unbothered.
Friend is unbothered.
April 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Another night, another series of tornado warnings.
Friend is unbothered.
Friend is unbothered.
Severe weather headed back with high threat of tornados tonight. We tried to bring him in. He was not happy. I guess he’s gonna ride them out the only way he knows how.
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Severe weather headed back with high threat of tornados tonight. We tried to bring him in. He was not happy. I guess he’s gonna ride them out the only way he knows how.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
April 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
My baby boy Opie got hit by a car on the highway last night then an eagle came and grabbed him and ate him. I’m kinda sad but at the same time I’m like “nature” so I’m ok. #RIPOpie
March 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My baby boy Opie got hit by a car on the highway last night then an eagle came and grabbed him and ate him. I’m kinda sad but at the same time I’m like “nature” so I’m ok. #RIPOpie
As I was saying…
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
As I was saying…