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Chris Porter
@thechrisporter.bsky.social
Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers

I spread sunshine & chaos.
Ohhh no!
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not fighting Missouri either
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Imagine your first act as president of the United States of America is to pardon a PDF file…
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fix it, get drunk, take warm shower.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
and this guy…
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM