@thebishop42.bsky.social
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The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and
Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.
Down came the rain and
Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and
Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.
Down came the rain and
Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.
Imagine repurposing the post-rapture, recently vacated evangelical church structures for true social programs for the poor, unhoused, unemployed, imigrants, etc; after a thorough cleansing spell of course. Just like @thegodpodcast.com would want.
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Imagine repurposing the post-rapture, recently vacated evangelical church structures for true social programs for the poor, unhoused, unemployed, imigrants, etc; after a thorough cleansing spell of course. Just like @thegodpodcast.com would want.
If you can find a lie, you can add me to the list.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you can find a lie, you can add me to the list.
***SATIRE***
As a male "yell leader", Future President George W Bush invents the beer bong; shown here with an early prototype.
As a male "yell leader", Future President George W Bush invents the beer bong; shown here with an early prototype.
August 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
***SATIRE***
As a male "yell leader", Future President George W Bush invents the beer bong; shown here with an early prototype.
As a male "yell leader", Future President George W Bush invents the beer bong; shown here with an early prototype.
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Hemant Mehta:
“A reminder of how seriously Kim Davis takes the “sanctity of marriage":
She married Husband 1, had twins with Husband 3, divorced Husband 1, married Husband 2, divorced Husband 2, married Husband 3, divorced Husband 3, then remarried Husband 2.”
“A reminder of how seriously Kim Davis takes the “sanctity of marriage":
She married Husband 1, had twins with Husband 3, divorced Husband 1, married Husband 2, divorced Husband 2, married Husband 3, divorced Husband 3, then remarried Husband 2.”
August 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hemant Mehta:
“A reminder of how seriously Kim Davis takes the “sanctity of marriage":
She married Husband 1, had twins with Husband 3, divorced Husband 1, married Husband 2, divorced Husband 2, married Husband 3, divorced Husband 3, then remarried Husband 2.”
“A reminder of how seriously Kim Davis takes the “sanctity of marriage":
She married Husband 1, had twins with Husband 3, divorced Husband 1, married Husband 2, divorced Husband 2, married Husband 3, divorced Husband 3, then remarried Husband 2.”
Those stamps @DOGE are busy optimizing the Constitution.
Not only are the individual pages of Sections 9 (dealing with habeas corpus) and 10 (dealing with powers of Congress) of Article 1 missing from the Constitution on the .gov site, but they’re missing from the full version too, along with the end of Sect 8. Last complete version was July 17.
August 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Those stamps @DOGE are busy optimizing the Constitution.
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Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
@thetraecrowder.bsky.social @coreyrforrester.bsky.social @drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social how 'bout now?
@nancyspantsbelt.bsky.social . Good morning Nancy 🌅☕. I hope you have a beautiful day my friend 🫂🫶. Enjoy nature and it's beautiful wildlife 🤗
July 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
@thetraecrowder.bsky.social @coreyrforrester.bsky.social @drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social how 'bout now?
The Miami Herald obtained the 'guest' list for Donald's Dachau
The Miami Herald has a list of the more than 700 detainees at Donald Dachau.
Please share far and wide.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i... Find out if someone you know is at Alligator Alcatraz | Miami Herald
Please share far and wide.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i... Find out if someone you know is at Alligator Alcatraz | Miami Herald
Is your family member or client at Alligator Alcatraz? We obtained a list
The Trump and DeSantis administrations have refused to release a roster of detainees, none of whom seem to appear in ICE’s online database.
www.miamiherald.com
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The Miami Herald obtained the 'guest' list for Donald's Dachau
That moon's not on any space chart.
That's no moon.
That's no moon.
I took a beautiful photo of the moon with my Samsung phone earlier
July 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That moon's not on any space chart.
That's no moon.
That's no moon.
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Abolish ICE
How deep can we go?!
How deep can we go?!
Abolish ICE
Abolish ICE
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Abolish ICE
How deep can we go?!
How deep can we go?!
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trickle down economics
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June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Hold for the MAGATs screaming, "FAKE NEWS!"
The Joint Committee on Taxation is up late and busts out this striking distributional analysis of the Senate bill on taxes:
July 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hold for the MAGATs screaming, "FAKE NEWS!"
Welcome to Gravel Pit Medical Center. The interns are rounding.
June 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Welcome to Gravel Pit Medical Center. The interns are rounding.
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Unlike Tel Aviv, children in Gaza don't have a bomb shelter to run to, cunt.
June 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Unlike Tel Aviv, children in Gaza don't have a bomb shelter to run to, cunt.
I love that my cats violate his/her trademark at least once a day, each.
June 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I love that my cats violate his/her trademark at least once a day, each.
Hey Dumbonald, what's the tariff rate on Canadian smoke?
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hey Dumbonald, what's the tariff rate on Canadian smoke?
Gabby Johnson said it best, "The Sheriff is near." But this works too... I guess.
May 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gabby Johnson said it best, "The Sheriff is near." But this works too... I guess.
Now do Citizens United.
May 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Now do Citizens United.
Alterboys' look of terror. I'm pretty sure he's handing out full size snickers, guys.
Pope Knasnov: “If I’m golfing, with a porn star or getting remarried, Pope Didicus has my full and unequivocal support.”
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Alterboys' look of terror. I'm pretty sure he's handing out full size snickers, guys.
Why is no one reporting on Mango Mussolini's two previous posts?
"VLADIMIR, PLEASE!"
and
"VLADIMIR, DON'T!"
"VLADIMIR, PLEASE!"
and
"VLADIMIR, DON'T!"
April 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why is no one reporting on Mango Mussolini's two previous posts?
"VLADIMIR, PLEASE!"
and
"VLADIMIR, DON'T!"
"VLADIMIR, PLEASE!"
and
"VLADIMIR, DON'T!"