Joe Behymer
@thebeehammer.com
He/him. 37
Trek aficionado. Orville convert. Dunger Crawler Carl.
ADHD, DND, Gaming (Steamdeck), kayak fishing, and complaining about Ohio sports on the side
Chronically online. Unhinged. Authentic.
Dayton, OH
🛶🎣👾🎮💻🐶
Trek aficionado. Orville convert. Dunger Crawler Carl.
ADHD, DND, Gaming (Steamdeck), kayak fishing, and complaining about Ohio sports on the side
Chronically online. Unhinged. Authentic.
Dayton, OH
🛶🎣👾🎮💻🐶
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Joe Behymer
@thebeehammer.com
· Feb 15
I will never fail to be impressed by #StarTrek foresight.
"When dreams become more important than reality,
you give up travel, building, creating; you even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors.
"When dreams become more important than reality,
you give up travel, building, creating; you even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors.
I couldn’t help myself on this Geek Store pickup
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I couldn’t help myself on this Geek Store pickup
It’s an absolutely exhausting time to be an American with empathy.
Submitted and FCC complaint and I would encourage others to join me.
It should go without saying that “killing the homeless is not a viable solution to homelessness” but here we are.
Submitted and FCC complaint and I would encourage others to join me.
It should go without saying that “killing the homeless is not a viable solution to homelessness” but here we are.
In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed
'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People
"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.
www.huffpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s an absolutely exhausting time to be an American with empathy.
Submitted and FCC complaint and I would encourage others to join me.
It should go without saying that “killing the homeless is not a viable solution to homelessness” but here we are.
Submitted and FCC complaint and I would encourage others to join me.
It should go without saying that “killing the homeless is not a viable solution to homelessness” but here we are.
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Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
There’s “jumping the shark” and then there’s admitting your business model only works with more energy than the planet can possibly create. 🤣
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There’s “jumping the shark” and then there’s admitting your business model only works with more energy than the planet can possibly create. 🤣
Today I woke up and made myself a bagel.
My wife texts me and goes “did you eat the expired cream cheese?!”
I was like “no, I’m not stupid, it said May 26”
Y’all, it was “may 26, 2025”…
I think I am going to become a superhero…
My wife texts me and goes “did you eat the expired cream cheese?!”
I was like “no, I’m not stupid, it said May 26”
Y’all, it was “may 26, 2025”…
I think I am going to become a superhero…
a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a large black circle
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a large black circle
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Today I woke up and made myself a bagel.
My wife texts me and goes “did you eat the expired cream cheese?!”
I was like “no, I’m not stupid, it said May 26”
Y’all, it was “may 26, 2025”…
I think I am going to become a superhero…
My wife texts me and goes “did you eat the expired cream cheese?!”
I was like “no, I’m not stupid, it said May 26”
Y’all, it was “may 26, 2025”…
I think I am going to become a superhero…
My new Fermi Paradox theory: as soon as advanced cultures create their version of the internet and AI, they collapse under the weight of a populous who will believe anything BUT the truth.
Yesterday I saw someone convinced the sun is a simulation because her phone glitched when zooming…
Yesterday I saw someone convinced the sun is a simulation because her phone glitched when zooming…
August 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My new Fermi Paradox theory: as soon as advanced cultures create their version of the internet and AI, they collapse under the weight of a populous who will believe anything BUT the truth.
Yesterday I saw someone convinced the sun is a simulation because her phone glitched when zooming…
Yesterday I saw someone convinced the sun is a simulation because her phone glitched when zooming…
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Just a normal day in good ole USA with a #PedoPOTUS I guess. And congress went on recess right before this announcement so he is going to lash out and nobody is going to do anything right now.
Feb: AG Bondi says she's "reviewing" the Epstein files
May: Trump finds out he's in them
July: DOJ says the files won't be released
🧐 Just a coincidence?
Or something more? #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
May: Trump finds out he's in them
July: DOJ says the files won't be released
🧐 Just a coincidence?
Or something more? #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
July 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just a normal day in good ole USA with a #PedoPOTUS I guess. And congress went on recess right before this announcement so he is going to lash out and nobody is going to do anything right now.
Yesterday I used GitHUb Copilot to write a quick script for me. It took only seconds and looked great….
Except the API it used didn’t exist and none of it worked. AI is competent enough to trick those who don’t know what they’re looking at but constantly makes things up.
Except the API it used didn’t exist and none of it worked. AI is competent enough to trick those who don’t know what they’re looking at but constantly makes things up.
June 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Yesterday I used GitHUb Copilot to write a quick script for me. It took only seconds and looked great….
Except the API it used didn’t exist and none of it worked. AI is competent enough to trick those who don’t know what they’re looking at but constantly makes things up.
Except the API it used didn’t exist and none of it worked. AI is competent enough to trick those who don’t know what they’re looking at but constantly makes things up.
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The US Supreme Court rules that there is no law and there is no constitution
BREAKING: The US Supreme Court lifts limits on deporting migrants to countries not their own
June 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The US Supreme Court rules that there is no law and there is no constitution
Vendor: it will take us 28 hours to do that work.
Me: drives across the country and does it in 9. I almost beat their estimate including the 13 hour drive 🤣
And it’s way better quality work.
Me: drives across the country and does it in 9. I almost beat their estimate including the 13 hour drive 🤣
And it’s way better quality work.
a man says alright i 'll do it in front of a blurry background
ALT: a man says alright i 'll do it in front of a blurry background
media.tenor.com
June 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Vendor: it will take us 28 hours to do that work.
Me: drives across the country and does it in 9. I almost beat their estimate including the 13 hour drive 🤣
And it’s way better quality work.
Me: drives across the country and does it in 9. I almost beat their estimate including the 13 hour drive 🤣
And it’s way better quality work.
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Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
June 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
Working in Boston and spending some time at Hingham Harbor before heading back to the datacenter
June 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Working in Boston and spending some time at Hingham Harbor before heading back to the datacenter
My wife complimented someone at the gas station on their motorcycle before noticing THAT armband…. America is the bad place
May 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My wife complimented someone at the gas station on their motorcycle before noticing THAT armband…. America is the bad place
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Sanchez/Thumb Bringer 2028: For the Revolution!
May 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sanchez/Thumb Bringer 2028: For the Revolution!
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This is going to be so miserable.
Soon: “hey *ai model*, how can I setup a windows server for a fileshare?”
“First, put in your PayPal info to buy a license from Microsoft”
“I already have a license”
“Volume licensing options - how many would you like?”
….
Soon: “hey *ai model*, how can I setup a windows server for a fileshare?”
“First, put in your PayPal info to buy a license from Microsoft”
“I already have a license”
“Volume licensing options - how many would you like?”
….
Perplexity is extending its bet on chat-powered shopping, aiming to stand out in the crowded generative artificial intelligence market against OpenAI, Anthropic and Google.
Perplexity partners with PayPal for in-chat shopping as AI race heats up
Perplexity is partnering with PayPal to let users make instant purchases directly within chat.
cnb.cx
May 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is going to be so miserable.
Soon: “hey *ai model*, how can I setup a windows server for a fileshare?”
“First, put in your PayPal info to buy a license from Microsoft”
“I already have a license”
“Volume licensing options - how many would you like?”
….
Soon: “hey *ai model*, how can I setup a windows server for a fileshare?”
“First, put in your PayPal info to buy a license from Microsoft”
“I already have a license”
“Volume licensing options - how many would you like?”
….
Hey you - you are more than your ability to do tasks and create value. Enjoy, explore, love, be loved, and fight for your neighbor’s ability to do the same
May 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hey you - you are more than your ability to do tasks and create value. Enjoy, explore, love, be loved, and fight for your neighbor’s ability to do the same
Brutal and true. Give me 10 minutes and I can tell if it’s a no or a go.
May 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Brutal and true. Give me 10 minutes and I can tell if it’s a no or a go.
Today a teacher at my son’s school told a Hispanic student to “go back to Mexico and the cartels” if he did not like his rules.
I’m coming for your license, racist.
I’m coming for your license, racist.
May 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Today a teacher at my son’s school told a Hispanic student to “go back to Mexico and the cartels” if he did not like his rules.
I’m coming for your license, racist.
I’m coming for your license, racist.
If I have to have your ad blared at me from one of these, I will never buy your trash.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If I have to have your ad blared at me from one of these, I will never buy your trash.
So the law is dead.
It’s time to prepare like this is war.
It’s time to prepare like this is war.
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So the law is dead.
It’s time to prepare like this is war.
It’s time to prepare like this is war.
Yes, I am petty enough about full RTO that I took a framed up picture of my home office background to set as my zoom background 🤣
May 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yes, I am petty enough about full RTO that I took a framed up picture of my home office background to set as my zoom background 🤣
Public media gave us gentle giants. Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, Bill Nye, and so many others. Our country let them down last night by letting the Mad King take their funding away for not praising him enough.
Thank you #PBS #NPR #CPB
youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...
Thank you #PBS #NPR #CPB
youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...
May 1, 1969: Fred Rogers testifies before the Senate Subcommittee on Communications
YouTube video by Road Less Marveled
youtube.com
May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Public media gave us gentle giants. Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, Bill Nye, and so many others. Our country let them down last night by letting the Mad King take their funding away for not praising him enough.
Thank you #PBS #NPR #CPB
youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...
Thank you #PBS #NPR #CPB
youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...