Joe Behymer
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Joe Behymer
@thebeehammer.com
He/him. 37
Trek aficionado. Orville convert. Dunger Crawler Carl.
ADHD, DND, Gaming (Steamdeck), kayak fishing, and complaining about Ohio sports on the side

Chronically online. Unhinged. Authentic.
Dayton, OH
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I couldn’t help myself on this Geek Store pickup
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I put this together last week. $200 for your kidnap-the-compliant toolkit is crazy work
August 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You know what…. Same.
June 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Working in Boston and spending some time at Hingham Harbor before heading back to the datacenter
June 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I drew this the other day and keep thinking about it. The amount of talentless grifters that will steal other people’s music and flood the market with trash will make it nearly impossible for real music to surface
May 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
May 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If I have to have your ad blared at me from one of these, I will never buy your trash.
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yes, I am petty enough about full RTO that I took a framed up picture of my home office background to set as my zoom background 🤣
May 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Had to order a bunch of clothes for RTO
April 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Had to order a bunch of clothes for RTO
April 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cleveland Browns be like….
April 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Date night last night at the drag revue at the Barrel House in #DaytonOH
April 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When your brain says “it can’t be that hard to cut your own fade” but reality disagrees
April 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Why is the oblivion remaster so brown?
April 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Consider this your reminder to take your vacation days and touch grass (or water). Fishing on the Stillwater River north of Dayton, OH.

#FishWithMe
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Finished roughing in the new basement bathroom. This has been a big project for me. I had help with the plumbing and my brother helped me with framing and hanging the door.
April 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So are we just doing a daily pump and dump now? Sure looks like it.
April 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
60mph winds here. It’s nasty
March 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s trying to be spring. Still
Cold though
March 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Quote skeet with a melodramatic (or emodramatic as I read it) B&W selfie
March 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Neighborhood cat in my front porch meowing just up make the dogs mad. Or it has a quest for me.
March 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Not too bad of a replacement if it is just a hardware failure. I half recased mine and had almost everything but the screen out. I just didn’t want to risk breaking the sceen 🤣
March 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
North of Nashville at the Cumberland river. No notes.
March 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I started at Jack Brown’s burgers and beers. No regrets so far. Nashville is always great.
March 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
lol
March 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM