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The Average Teddzy
@theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
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Gamer, Music Producer, Wrestling Fan, TTRPG Player, Internet User
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The Average Teddzy @theaverageteddzy.bsky.social · Jun 24
Hey, y'all

I'm not normally one to ask for money, but part of my PC is acting up and I need to replace it

I know we're all struggling right now but, if you have coin to spare, please buy some music at frostbyteaudio.bandcamp.com or donate to me directly at www.paypal.com/paypalme/Chr...

Thanks
Frostbyte Audio
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weepingfolly.bsky.social
"Snarling Won’t Do You Any Good"

Attempting to blend complextro and prepared piano, as well as aphex-style acid!

The full clip is on my youtube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Vr...
March 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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inthesetimes.com
An obituary for Dick Cheney in one frame via @mattbors.bsky.social, and other Election Day comics!

www.inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...
Dick Cheney is portrayed as a worried man sitting on a flaming rock, surrounded by playful devils holding a trident, a towel, and a bottle. A speech bubble reads, "We do not torture."
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
A movie I’ve seen more than 7 times, via gif

Speaking of Mel Brooks...
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
My focus, respect and braincells when someone unironically uses 'woke' as a debate point: "Time to go, everyone."
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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thefeloniousmonk.com
I fucking knew it.
A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
Me, yesterday: "Ooh, I'm feeling musically inspired today. I've not had much of that recently, what with my speakers still sat in the repair shop. Anyhoo, let's fire up the ol' DAW and-"

Also me, yesterday: *gets the flu*
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
Worth a watch

youtu.be/_o5RzlzKE4I?...
How Heavy Metal Upholds White Supremacy
YouTube video by andrew lee
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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southdakota.bsky.social
A simple four panel comic with a round character. Top caption reads Before you leave the house, check you have. Panel 1 shows keys with a banana keychain, labeled Keys. Panel 2 shows a green wallet, labeled Wallet. Panel 3 shows a blue phone, labeled Phone. Panel 4 shows the character holding a colorful tangled scribble, labeled The vague sense that you have forgotten something. A playful take on the keys wallet phone routine.
October 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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echoisweird.shop
Circuit has never been more relatable than this moment
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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lonthefox.bsky.social
Image of the Metal Gear Solid transceiver screen show Otacon and Snake, with the text "Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight." as written by the OP
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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medusaswink.bsky.social
Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
"The shooter looked at a world map and saw the transatlantic ocean"
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
I also have 'extraordinary' levels of testosterone

It's just far more impressive to say that than to say, "My hairline started receding in my mid-20's."
thelouvreof.bsky.social The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · Sep 13
Okay I haven’t done a screenshot thread in a while but this is 🤌
Samiro Discher @xamidi.bsky.social I have no issues at all fighting violence with violence. Again, you don't know me, but I start wishing you did. I did martial arts combat professionally when I was younger and I have extraordinary levels of testosterone. Bring it on, weak fucking woman.
September 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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bobchipman.bsky.social
My mom asked me what "Groypers" were and the best I could do was:

"You know how the Nazis liked Viking stuff? Well, these guys are Nazis who never read books so all their stuff is Japanese porn cartoons, videogames and exactly one internet comic of a frog. But otherwise same."
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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tomdhj.bsky.social
I think Keir Starmer's Response has been the one that has pissed me off the most because Kirk is nobody in the British context. Only the most deeply online Brit Fash would know him, but because Starmer thinks that's the base Labour must play to, he rushes to get condolences out.
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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pirateprincessjess.bsky.social
Huh, I wonder why searches for Protect Ya Neck by Wu-Tang Clan are spiking right now
September 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
It’s twice now Starmer has said something about protecting free speech interspersed with 100s arrested opposing genocide, it’s so painful to see how desperate this guy is for the fash to welcome and accept him, it’s pathetic
September 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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fraying.bsky.social
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
"We used to shoot these people in the dick"
ironcircuscomics.bsky.social Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · Sep 1
Happy Labor Day!

Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...

Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
Stanhill, Lancashire, 1764. Wear and carpenter James Hargreaves invents the Spinning Jenny, the first practical spinning-frame, to make the tedious task of producing cloth a little bit faster. He doesn't know it yet, but this will destroy the world. Spurred by inventions like his, the industrial revolution will transform everything -- work power, the wealth of nations. Society as we know it began here, and it wasn't great for everyone. But a group of weavers and textile workers saw this future coming. And did their best to prevent it. "Curse you spinning jenny, you ruined everything!" The standard narrative does that LUDDITES were foolish lunatics who, in fear of technology, decided progress was bad, and started hitting it with sticks. But the truth is entire ways of life were being destroyed. Previously, skilled craftsmen were respected for the time and effort it took to do their work. The entire family usit would form a cottage industry - creating something valuable, and command a decent living. But when a machine can work 10 times faster its owner can charge less for the prodcts- craftsmen couldn't compete and were left out of work almost overnight. And as factories became a fixture of the british landscape, these now unemployed labourers often ended up working the factories that had just destroyed their way of life. Britain was the most prosperous nation in history, factory owners became extremely wealthy and influential. But the people doing the actual work saw almost none of it. Factory work paid little, since "the machines" did "the real work" human labourers were deemed unimportant and replaceable. FUN FACT!: Factory owners preferred to hire ORPHANS since less people would notice if they were maimed or killed on the job! Now the owners quickly realized the workers might notice they did all the work for almost no pay. If they went on STRIKE or ARGUED FOR HGHER WAGES, this would threaten their tremendous wealth. In 1799, Parliament passed the Combination Act, which made FORMING TRADE UNIONS, COLLECTIVE BARGAINING, AND GOING ON STRIKE ILLEGAL. Organizing against the rich became a crime. If you were living through it, opposing the industrial revolution wasn't techno-phobia. It was SELF-DEFENSE. The combination act forced unions underground into secret societies. And the greatest secret of all was their leader - Ned Ludd. Ned had been a folk character for years. In one version after being whipped by his master, he smashed two knitting frames in a rage. In more fanciful versions, he then escaped to the Sherwood forest, here he lived among the animals as their king. Some versions specifically call him 'Much Better Than Robin Hood'.
September 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
"Oh, NC takes criticism and mockery really well"

Considering that NC spent a good chunk of his 'review' of The Wall whining and bitching about the Change The Channel controversy, I highly dispute that
September 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
politics is fully as inconsequential as professional wrestling to these people, they are 100% just there to cheer for one team and boo the other, what the teams do or stand for is completely pointless and arbitrary
August 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
theaverageteddzy.bsky.social
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Crumbs
benimated.bsky.social Jingle Ben! ❄️ @benimated.bsky.social · Aug 18
Slightly diminish a band:

Disappointment Against the Machine
daniexists6.bsky.social Dani @daniexists6.bsky.social · Aug 18
Slightly diminish a band:

Credence Clearwater, Florida
August 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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jslott.bsky.social
Vince McMahon on Hulk Hogan.
@maffewgregg.bsky.social
Vince McMahon on Hulk Hogan
August 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM