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Audrey!
@theaudreyhaus.neocities.org
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She/they, local aroace transfem idiot

Dabbles in privacy, urbanism, Transformers, etc.

Pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/futuretype.bsky.social/post/3lo5m3avpoc2n

Site: https://theaudreyhaus.neocities.org

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Audrey! @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org · Oct 6
I am convinced that there seems to be some kind of conspiracy afoot where the most innocuous posts I just throw out cause I'm bored suddenly explode my notifs because there is an underground movement plotting against me by trying to make me popular on the internet

I'm not crazy, I know it's true!
theaudreyhaus.neocities.org
merry crimbus, always remember to dare to be stupid
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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szxzlfan.bsky.social
Chapter 1: Maximum Metal

Finally get this Maximum Metal(A Hat in Time mod level) fan art done by today (Midnight but it's 10am rn so lol), started at around september-october but been very slow on this piece
#Artistonbluesky #Ahatintime #Ahatintimefanart #maximummetal #digitalart #artwork
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
RETWEET IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
1 ENORMOUS SKLEATON STANDEN ABOVE HUMMAN CIVILZATION OFFERING DA 3 IDEA'S THAT WILL IMPROVE OUR SHIT NATION : 1. OUTLAW LANDLORDS 2. NATIONALIZE HOSPITAL'S 3. IMPROVE LUNCHABLE'S AND THOSE ARE THE DAMB TRUTH, AND IF YOUR GOING TO ARGUE WITH A SKELOTON THEN YOUR GONGA LOOK BAD IMMEDIATELY, ITS AN INCREDIBLE DIALECTICAL STANCE ,GET ON MY LEVVEL, IF YOU WANT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
theaudreyhaus.neocities.org
If there's anything I hope people learn from the PayPal Honey debacle, it's that browser extensions have a lot more reach into your browser than you think, and you should really give a good hard think about whether you really want it on your browser or not

Keep it to trustworthy ones only!
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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futuretype.bsky.social
ok so what if . ..
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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futuretype.bsky.social
doug
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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kholbatar.bsky.social
It costs $0.00 to support a art deco artist!!
The image shows a stylish illustration of a woman in an evening gown. The work is done in a neon graphic style using rich shades of blue, red, and purple. The woman stands at a balustrade under a starry night sky. Her image is elegant: short light hair, long gloves, and a dress with a high slit that emphasizes her figure. The background is decorated with large decorative plants illuminated by contrasting neon colors—blue and red. The atmosphere of the scene is mysterious and cinematic, reminiscent of retro-futurism or noir art. A stylish art deco portrait of Muechin. Blue-yellow-red-black color scheme. The man is located in full face, his expression detached. An abstract bullet flies into his faces on the left and his face scatters. The image shows a stylish illustration of a woman in an evening gown. The work is done in a neon graphic style using rich shades of blue, red, and purple. The woman stands at a balustrade under a starry night sky. Her image is elegant: short light hair, long gloves, and a dress with a high slit that emphasizes her figure. The background is decorated with large decorative plants illuminated by contrasting neon colors—blue and red. The atmosphere of the scene is mysterious and cinematic, reminiscent of retro-futurism or noir art. The image depicts a man in a suit in stylized, bright graphics. The figure is rendered in rigid geometric shapes, with a predominance of yellow-green and dark orange tones creating a sharp contrast. The character wears a dark jacket with a bow tie and a shirt with vertical stripes. He wears round glasses. In his hand, he holds a glass with a clear drink and straws, which gives the scene the atmosphere of an evening or social conversation. Large palm leaves are visible in the background.
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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kcvulpinestudios.bsky.social
My response to hearing Waymo cars halting service during a San Francisco black out:
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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tfwiki.net
"There are advantages to changing into a supersonic jet plane.I never have to fly coach, for one. But sometimes, changing into a jet means you have to fly to the North Pole at Mach Seven to kill Santa Claus." tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Thi... #WeekendTFQuote
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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donoteat.bsky.social
so uh, here's a good illustration of why intercity 125s should not be running anymore anywhere, let alone on the north american railroad network

politico.mx/2025/12/20/t...
Tráiler choca con el Tren Interoceánico al intentar ganarle el paso en Chiapas
Hasta el momento no se reportan personas lesionadas de gravedad tras el choque del Tren Interoceánico
politico.mx
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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futuretype.bsky.social
river mascot version
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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futuretype.bsky.social
a doug appears
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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certifiedrizzler.bsky.social
additional followup post!
Tumblr user willgrahamscock posts an image of a sad little animal, crying from having tomatoes thrown at it, with the title "what I think will happen if I message my mutuals". The user fleaful responds with a 4 panel comic, showing the beforementioned creature being washed, dried, and comforted. They add "the image was making me sad so I drew the little guy being taken care of". The user r4bbitmorgue then responds with a picture of the little guy, but in colour and more fluffy, a glowing heart on it's chest and it's eyes full of love. Alongside the quote "To be loved is to be changed".
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
Box of Celestial Seasoning Sleepytime Tea with art of a bear wearing a nightgown and cap dozing in front of a fire Box of Celestial Seasonings Throat Cooler tea showing a koala wearing some sort of a blanket and drinking tea, outside, while surrounded by wind-borne mint leaves. He looks completely in control of his life and surroundings
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
Guess I'll post this again
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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futuretype.bsky.social
river and lady
"wanna go check that out?"
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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segbydesign.bsky.social
Corktown, Detroit, before-and-after federal highway construction and “urban renewal” in the 1960s and 70s, which leveled much of the neighborhood and displaced thousands of residents. More photos and information: www.segregationbydesign.com/detroit/cork...
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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futuretype.bsky.social
chrimmy...
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
theaudreyhaus.neocities.org
I have my reservations against forks of browsers since fast updates for something as critical as a browser is fairly important, but if the well is gonna be poisoned with lead and mercury then I'll happily opt for the fork that cleans out the gunk

LibreWolf's a good one, I also heard some stuff
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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morningstarrs.bsky.social
#ahatintime #ahit #hatkid #bowkid #mustachegirl
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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myrmidia.bsky.social
Every single one of
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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szxzlfan.bsky.social
Something for a friend's oc Part 2
OC is Audrey by @theaudreyhaus.neocities.org #art #artistonbluesky #digitalart #artwork #commissionart
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
Thread of Tumblr posts: @jxnecrocker: without hrt christmas is just cismas @real-live-dragon: this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this @jenroses: honestly this is just the goddamn most impressive pun
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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sky.skymarchini.net
ya can't park there
Post Conversation Square profile picture NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT [Image of a car very far down on train tracks, sideways] 7:15 PM · Dec 12, 2025 · 121.6K Views
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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spaghettisauceress.bsky.social
GLaDOS' jabs about her...generous-ness....are getting to her.

[ #art #portal #chell #valve ]
Chell from Portal 2 at the entry to Chamber 12 of a 25-chamber Test Track. Above the entrance is a camera. GLaDOS: "This next test involves MODIFIED Aerial Faith Plates. I've had to redesign them to adequately handle higher...*load-bearing capacities.* They-" Chell, having enough of GLaDOS' snide remarks about her thick-thighed physique, puts the Portal Gun down and flips off the camera with arms folded. GLaDOS (annoyed): "Now that's uncalled for."
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM