"The Democrats’ plan: TBD. There has been a lot of rhetoric, but ... the caucus is largely shying away from using its leverage in the appropriations process and threatening another government shutdown."

“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time" - Hakeem Jeffries

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.

The 2nd Amendment contains a remedy for this.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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No one wants to try and impress Jodie Foster these days 🥀🥀🥀

Just checking here, but historically speaking does it go well for a ruler when they suddenly take a food subsidy away from 12% of their population?

Like is that a thing that people are chill about, or do they start going into The Cool Zone about it?

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

date idea: You are captured and your village is destroyed by my warriors, and you are compelled to push "the wheel of pain" for many years. later you set off across the prehistoric landscape of the hyborian age in search of the vicious necromancer who killed your family and stole your father's sword