daniel wolfe
@the-wolfeden.com
qualified bureaucrat, political dissident, reluctant optimist ⚓
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Dass leute wie Sie wirklich mal ein land geführt haben.
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Dass leute wie Sie wirklich mal ein land geführt haben.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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This accusation is so true we’ve had to use AI imagery to prove it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This accusation is so true we’ve had to use AI imagery to prove it.
The look on their faces bears witness against them;
they proclaim their sin like Sodom;
they do not hide it.
they proclaim their sin like Sodom;
they do not hide it.
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The look on their faces bears witness against them;
they proclaim their sin like Sodom;
they do not hide it.
they proclaim their sin like Sodom;
they do not hide it.
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The idols of the nations are copper and silicon,
made by human hands.
They generate, but cannot write;
imitate, but cannot create.
They give advice but cannot think,
nor is there breath in their mouths.
Those who make them become like them,
and so will all who trust in them.
Psalm 135 (updated)
made by human hands.
They generate, but cannot write;
imitate, but cannot create.
They give advice but cannot think,
nor is there breath in their mouths.
Those who make them become like them,
and so will all who trust in them.
Psalm 135 (updated)
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The idols of the nations are copper and silicon,
made by human hands.
They generate, but cannot write;
imitate, but cannot create.
They give advice but cannot think,
nor is there breath in their mouths.
Those who make them become like them,
and so will all who trust in them.
Psalm 135 (updated)
made by human hands.
They generate, but cannot write;
imitate, but cannot create.
They give advice but cannot think,
nor is there breath in their mouths.
Those who make them become like them,
and so will all who trust in them.
Psalm 135 (updated)
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She knows she had to lie today, so did not wear the cross.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
She knows she had to lie today, so did not wear the cross.
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Eternal glory to the first White House reporter to ask Trump about the Nicene Creed
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Eternal glory to the first White House reporter to ask Trump about the Nicene Creed
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HE DID THE MEME
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
HE DID THE MEME
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At common law, Larceny requires three things: the loot, the warrant, and the crook. In that order. It also helps if you are good at middle school general trivia and there is an a capella group narrating your investigation.
That’s a mystery novel trope. It has nothing to do with law or real life.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At common law, Larceny requires three things: the loot, the warrant, and the crook. In that order. It also helps if you are good at middle school general trivia and there is an a capella group narrating your investigation.
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Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
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the rich he hath sent empty away
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the rich he hath sent empty away
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Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
Τrսmp іs а fаsсist.
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Τrսmp іs а fаsсist.
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the rich he hath sent empty away
September 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the rich he hath sent empty away
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“Of course, you realize this is all blatantly illegal”
“Sure, sure, but they weren’t nice to our cult leader!”
“Uh … touché.”
“Sure, sure, but they weren’t nice to our cult leader!”
“Uh … touché.”
BASH: The big difference here, as you know, is that this is a broadcast network that was threatened by a govt individual who has oversight over their regulation and potential for mergers
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Sure, but this is also a network that has not been friendly to this administration whatsoever
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Sure, but this is also a network that has not been friendly to this administration whatsoever
September 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“Of course, you realize this is all blatantly illegal”
“Sure, sure, but they weren’t nice to our cult leader!”
“Uh … touché.”
“Sure, sure, but they weren’t nice to our cult leader!”
“Uh … touché.”
we are led by idiots
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "There's free speech and then there's hate speech, and there is no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie, in our society...We will absolutely target you, go after you, if you are targeting anyone with hate speech."
September 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
we are led by idiots
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SEN. CASSIDY (R) : “Do you agree Trump deserves the Nobel Prize for Operation Warp speed?”
RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”
SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”
RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻♂️
RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”
SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”
RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻♂️
September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
SEN. CASSIDY (R) : “Do you agree Trump deserves the Nobel Prize for Operation Warp speed?”
RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”
SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”
RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻♂️
RFK JR.: “Absolutely.”
SEN. CASSIDY: “But you just told Senator Bennet the COVID vaccine killed more people than COVID.”
RFK JR.: “….”😬 🤷🏻♂️
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August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Once you realize most conservative arguments are in bad faith and their philosophy is actual the the 5 principles below, you will know peace
• men > women
• white people > other races
• straight people > LGBTQ
• Christians > other religions
• rich people > poor people
Everything else is flexible
• men > women
• white people > other races
• straight people > LGBTQ
• Christians > other religions
• rich people > poor people
Everything else is flexible
August 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Once you realize most conservative arguments are in bad faith and their philosophy is actual the the 5 principles below, you will know peace
• men > women
• white people > other races
• straight people > LGBTQ
• Christians > other religions
• rich people > poor people
Everything else is flexible
• men > women
• white people > other races
• straight people > LGBTQ
• Christians > other religions
• rich people > poor people
Everything else is flexible
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I don't think any evangelical leader has harmed my little neurodivergent family as directly as James Dobson has.
So I am mostly going to bite my tongue at the news of his death.
I will say this: history will remember our hypocrisies, particularly those that harm our neighbors.
So I am mostly going to bite my tongue at the news of his death.
I will say this: history will remember our hypocrisies, particularly those that harm our neighbors.
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't think any evangelical leader has harmed my little neurodivergent family as directly as James Dobson has.
So I am mostly going to bite my tongue at the news of his death.
I will say this: history will remember our hypocrisies, particularly those that harm our neighbors.
So I am mostly going to bite my tongue at the news of his death.
I will say this: history will remember our hypocrisies, particularly those that harm our neighbors.
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/2…they used to enjoy for stuff like urging civil rights leaders to kill themselves and shooting the unarmed wives of suspects and investigating musicians and Dungeons & Dragons players and conducting ratfucking ops on left-wing activists and thus and such
August 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
/2…they used to enjoy for stuff like urging civil rights leaders to kill themselves and shooting the unarmed wives of suspects and investigating musicians and Dungeons & Dragons players and conducting ratfucking ops on left-wing activists and thus and such
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Every news broadcast should run the facts split-screen in real time while Trump spews his lies.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
August 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every news broadcast should run the facts split-screen in real time while Trump spews his lies.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
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Picard style tip: If you're balding, don't hide it. Own it.
August 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Picard style tip: If you're balding, don't hide it. Own it.
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Me three months ago:
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me three months ago: