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TheWheezer
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Oh you betcha
Real big into plants, coffee, and adventure.
WILL bite. One of Gods eepiest.
If you know me IRL… no you don’t 👀
Weather on both ends of this trip is a DOOZY
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Okay Portland your Amtrak station is kind of cute
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Please help I’m seeing it again
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
T-minus two days til train tiem :)
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Husband keeps playing weird songs mashed together and I am disassociating as a result
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Most if not all of the people defending her behavior would not have lasted an hour at my old job. At minimum 5 times or more a day we would end up screamed at, harassed, threatened, and more. Hell, I even had a guy physically reach over the front desk and try to yank me over it by the hair once. —
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Someone tell me where the hell the TEAT is on a corn RIGHT GOSH DANG NOW
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My literal insides tonight send HELP
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I am the MOST embarrassed that a fairly large tote I’ve spent months looking for has been on top of my clothing rack in our teeny tiny room in plain sight this whole time. WHAT
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It is FUCKEN WIMDY here holy moly
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I hate today so much actually wowee. Accidentally just took an entire fresh out of the oven pan to my bare fucking palm because it fell and I reflexively went to save it with the one empty hand I had.
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Imagine being so fucking dull witted that you get excited because the soccer association made up a prize because they’re weak as shit but they also know you’re a huge buffoon.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
LAAAME I wanted it to get stuck overnight
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This is the exact shit I’d expect to happen in the cities LMAOOO god bless
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I wish I could move back to MSP
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
After dumping half the sweet potatoes down the sink and finding out our rolls were moldy we are now finally 10 minutes away from dinner (husband is baking replacement rolls)
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Commercial on TV: *says the word bobcat*

My husband: *immediately turns and pays attention to something aside from his camera and computer for the first time all day*
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Seeing a bichon win the non working breed group in the dog show has made me very happy as someone who’s first dog was a bichon :’)
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
BEST DAY FOR THIS
BOAT STUCK
BOAT STUCK
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy thanksgiving ya goobers
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Smelling burnt toast and trying to figure out if my FIL just actually burnt toast or if I’m having a stroke
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“I’m not moisturized, but I am flourishing”- @noghiri.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Soup :)
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Got up early to have the shittiest Drs appointment of my life… then came home at 10 and slept til noon.

Yee haw happy Monday
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Even if this conspiracy theory was true (it's not), if I have said it once, I have said it 100 times: if you would prefer that your child die or be seriously injured by a preventable disease, rather than be like me, you're a fucking monster.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM