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TheWheezer
@the-wheezer.bsky.social
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Oh you betcha
Real big into plants, coffee, and adventure.
WILL bite. One of Gods eepiest.
If you know me IRL… no you don’t 👀
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Please help I’m seeing it again
An Amazon ad for corn milk. It says, “Surprisingly Delicious. A milk alternative made from non-gmo corn. Discover Maïzly”
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Bag acquired.

No I will not tell you how long I unintentionally sat in a drive through line for this.
A car magnet that says “don’t honk! I’ll spill my Dutch Bros”
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Me in my timberlands standing on ground covered with multiple autumn colored leaves. It was very crunchy. A squirrel perched facing the camera on a branch with autumn foliage. The squirrel appears to be holding a piece of a leaf or something similar from a tree. The same squirrel sitting sideways on the branch. A landscape photo of a river reflecting colorful trees. There are hills under a cloudy sky in the background.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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A Steller’s Jay perched on a branch amidst dense branches with dried leaves. A snow capped mountain being framed by pine and autumn trees with yellow and orange leaves. There is a cloud covered sky. The same snowy mountain peak being framed by some out of focus tree branches. Another part of the snowy mountain under a cloudy sky. The foreground shows a mix of trees with orange leaves and bare branches sitting atop a hillside.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Snow capped mountains under a clear blue sky. In the foreground of the picture there are dense green pine trees. A forest covered mountain under a cloudy sky. In the foreground there is a cabin nestled in some trees. A Moss covered tree stump surrounded by autumn leaves and branches. A weathered broken tree stump sticking out from flowing and swirling water.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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A tall, white lighthouse with a red roof under a clear blue sky. Nearby there are smaller buildings with a similar roof. A vibrant yellow flower blooming around green and some faded brown leaves. A small hummingbird bird perched on a branch surrounded by green foliage and pine cones. The same hummingbird sitting on a branch. The bright red feathers around the front of its neck are more visible here.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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A small, fluffy bird perched on a green metal bar against a blurred background. Small birds flying around a hanging bird feeder filled with seeds on a wooden deck. They have very visibly blurred wings. A bird clinging to the textured bark of a large tree. Two birds perched on a suet feeder, one brown with stripes, the other with a reddish midsection.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Photo dump :)
Close up of a rock sitting in sand on a beach with scattered pebbles, driftwood, and shadows creating abstract shapes. Small waves of sea foam washing over smooth, colorful pebbles on the shore. Close up of weathered driftwood with deep grooves, knots, and a small dark hollow, showing the wood grain and textures. An upward view of an old lighthouse with rusty railings and a painted “1913” sat between two blue framed windows.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Send HELP
Top of my “liked by” list is a user named “Sphagnum Moss”
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Breakfast
A gluten free bacon and egg crepe A gluten free chicken tinga crepe
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Getting a birthday dinner at one of our favorite pubs before we hit the road :)
An espresso martini
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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HOLD UP
Lord Farquaad
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Why
A discord message from my husband. It is a squid. FML
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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A smol cat sitting in a table mounted baby chair thingy. The text on the photo says “I hope we’re having scalloped potatoes”
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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success
A slice of gluten free Oreo cheesecake pie
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Holy YOOOOM
Edamame and miso soup Two rows of sushi rolls. I can tell you the names but not entirely remember what they contain Front- “negi hama” Back- “heartbreaker” Another sushi roll row. Named “three amigos” Mochi ice cream in a small platter with whipped cream and small strawberry slices
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Deadass all of Seattle rn
A photo of a meme that was recently sent to me. It is a fox clearly damp in the rain. The text says “it fuckin DANP”
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Smol mushroom we found outside
I don’t know what kind of mushroom this is but it is a grey topped mushroom with a white stem growing out of some mulch. It is very smol
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Pretty evening today :)
Mount Rainier in the background with trees in the foreground. The sunset is making the sky pinkish orange and is making the mountain look beautiful Another picture of Mount Rainier behind a line of trees
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Oreo balls!

Please ignore how much of a mess the the pan picture looks lool
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social hmmm
A radar map with two hurricanes on it. One named Karen and the other named Jerry.
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The cat distribution system ends up at my parents house and not here?? What is this CRAP😂
Two pictures of a small orange kitty outside in the grass and weeds of a yard.
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Me as hell
A picture of a very dark cat with laser eyes with text above it saying “dios mio”
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Guys I am probably so tired but the fact that this post got labeled as a shiny has SENT ME INTO ORBIT
One of my comments on a post that says: “ • 1 label has been placed on this content—Shiny!” The comment itself is: “That sounds a lot better strategy than developing a severe migraine and throwing up like I usually do LMAO”
September 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Was shifting around plants and noticed that this succulent (idk what it is but I also got this pawned off on me by my mom lol) has a BABY!! Highlight of the day so far
August 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM