the_donkey_says
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I’m here to vent in a way that won’t get me thrown into jail. Born in a barn. Lover of spite.
I love randomly discovering little pieces of lore on the internet.
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I love randomly discovering little pieces of lore on the internet.
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
Reposted by the_donkey_says
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
She must have thought she wasn’t on the record.
JUST IN: Judge Currie orders DOJ to submit a more compete transcript of the Comey grand jury proceedings, noting that the transcript she was provided — of the lone witness — does not include Lindsey Halligan's remarks or presentation.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
She must have thought she wasn’t on the record.
In the words of American poet William Frederick Durst, “Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In the words of American poet William Frederick Durst, “Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.”
This is an instant SVP classic.
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
The Lamar-East Texas A&M 'Bad Beats' segment was an instant classic on SportsCenter with SVP. 🏈📺🎙️💸😂
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is an instant SVP classic.
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
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Right, the variable persona-ness of Dylan takes him out of the running in terms of “classically cool” and the adoptedness of the character ‘Bruce Springsteen’ negates him
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Right, the variable persona-ness of Dylan takes him out of the running in terms of “classically cool” and the adoptedness of the character ‘Bruce Springsteen’ negates him
A bunch of recent Catholic converts currently pounding on the gates of St Peter’s and demanding access to the Apostolic archives because somewhere in there is an encyclical from Urban II outlining why helping the poor is actually bad.
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
bit.ly
October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A bunch of recent Catholic converts currently pounding on the gates of St Peter’s and demanding access to the Apostolic archives because somewhere in there is an encyclical from Urban II outlining why helping the poor is actually bad.
A lot of guys who wear cowboy hats and have parents that own banks are going to be pretty upset about this news.
Zach Bryan wrote an anti ICE song. officially declaring Woke 2 in full effect.
October 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A lot of guys who wear cowboy hats and have parents that own banks are going to be pretty upset about this news.
He probably just needs a little drink
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
Staffers claim Pete Hegseth is crumbling under the pressure and his mental state has reached new, frenzied heights after the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Hegseth is being described by staffers as “manic,” erupting into fits of rage and tumultuous tirades.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-aid...
Hegseth is being described by staffers as “manic,” erupting into fits of rage and tumultuous tirades.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-aid...
Pentagon Pete's 'Manic' Meltdowns Exposed by Aides
The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He probably just needs a little drink
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
This is the start of a previously unknown Vonnegut novel and you won’t convince me otherwise.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is the start of a previously unknown Vonnegut novel and you won’t convince me otherwise.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
3 of 20
3 of 20
December 26, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
3 of 20
3 of 20
December 25, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Gonna tell my kids this is how Airbnb started.
#Watchoutfortheicypatch
#Watchoutfortheicypatch
December 25, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Gonna tell my kids this is how Airbnb started.
#Watchoutfortheicypatch
#Watchoutfortheicypatch
Santa's got margins to hit too, ya know?
#Christmas
#Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Santa's got margins to hit too, ya know?
#Christmas
#Christmas
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Tomorrow is my 59th birthday. It is my 7th without Jaime because of gun violence. Because of this, we built the foundation @orangeribbonsjaime.bsky.social. For my birthday, hoping you will give in support of our work to support families affected by gun violence.
www.orangeribbonsforjaime.org
www.orangeribbonsforjaime.org
December 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If you'd like to give me something nice for Christmas, give this charity your money. If you have any money leftover, please get me something nice.
I'm not sure what O'Brien is getting at here. Did he take Harris's statement as an insult? I want to think that Teamster leadership would put the good over their membership over some petty squabble. Have the Teamsters been paying attention to who has been degrading their bargaining power?
Kamala Harris told Teamsters president she'd win "with you or without you"
The Teamsters president claims the vice president cut a union meeting short and declared she would "win with you or without you."
www.newsweek.com
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I'm not sure what O'Brien is getting at here. Did he take Harris's statement as an insult? I want to think that Teamster leadership would put the good over their membership over some petty squabble. Have the Teamsters been paying attention to who has been degrading their bargaining power?
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December 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Biden, at the White House after hitting play on David Banner's "Get Like Me,": "Alright, let's do this."
Biden gives life in prison to 37 of 40 federal death row inmates before Trump can resume executions
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Joe Biden announced on Monday that he is commuting the sentences of 37 of the 40 people on federal death row, converting their punishments to life imprisonment just weeks b...
www.wbrz.com
December 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Biden, at the White House after hitting play on David Banner's "Get Like Me,": "Alright, let's do this."
Books that stuck with you. Nobody, and I mean nobody, does natural conversation like McMurtry does.
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChanllenge
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChanllenge
December 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Books that stuck with you. Nobody, and I mean nobody, does natural conversation like McMurtry does.
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChanllenge
#Books
#BookSky
#BookChanllenge
I 100% stole this idea from someone else. If you or someone you know is the original creator, please link them below and I will delete this and repost their image. I just love it too much not to have it. #StephenMiller #politics #ghoulsofDC
December 24, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I 100% stole this idea from someone else. If you or someone you know is the original creator, please link them below and I will delete this and repost their image. I just love it too much not to have it. #StephenMiller #politics #ghoulsofDC
If history books want to abbreviate the Trump-era of the United States, they could just print this tweet and it would encapsulate everything that needs to be said.
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM
If history books want to abbreviate the Trump-era of the United States, they could just print this tweet and it would encapsulate everything that needs to be said.
Me wanting to disconnect from the world for just a moment: I have been meaning to watch this show Silo, might as well start now!
Me, one episode in: Fuck...
Me, still an idiot: Ok, I've been meaning to watch "The Man in the High Castle". I'll give that a shot!
Me, ten minutes in: FUCK!
Me, one episode in: Fuck...
Me, still an idiot: Ok, I've been meaning to watch "The Man in the High Castle". I'll give that a shot!
Me, ten minutes in: FUCK!
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Me wanting to disconnect from the world for just a moment: I have been meaning to watch this show Silo, might as well start now!
Me, one episode in: Fuck...
Me, still an idiot: Ok, I've been meaning to watch "The Man in the High Castle". I'll give that a shot!
Me, ten minutes in: FUCK!
Me, one episode in: Fuck...
Me, still an idiot: Ok, I've been meaning to watch "The Man in the High Castle". I'll give that a shot!
Me, ten minutes in: FUCK!
Would anyone be surprised if the ballistics for the gun found on Mangione don't match the bullets used to kill Brian Thompson? It's a cliché to say, "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but.." so I'm just going to say that this all seems too perfect.
December 10, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Would anyone be surprised if the ballistics for the gun found on Mangione don't match the bullets used to kill Brian Thompson? It's a cliché to say, "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but.." so I'm just going to say that this all seems too perfect.