the_donkey_says
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I’m here to vent in a way that won’t get me thrown into jail. Born in a barn. Lover of spite.
It needs to look good on my nightstand for the two to five years it takes for me to finally get around to reading it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It needs to look good on my nightstand for the two to five years it takes for me to finally get around to reading it.
The Blues Brothers
A VHS copy of Super Bowl Twenty
Brian’s Song
A Mark Buehrle Highlight Video on YouTube
It’s a Wonderful Life
A VHS copy of Super Bowl Twenty
Brian’s Song
A Mark Buehrle Highlight Video on YouTube
It’s a Wonderful Life
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Blues Brothers
A VHS copy of Super Bowl Twenty
Brian’s Song
A Mark Buehrle Highlight Video on YouTube
It’s a Wonderful Life
A VHS copy of Super Bowl Twenty
Brian’s Song
A Mark Buehrle Highlight Video on YouTube
It’s a Wonderful Life
Proving once again that self proclaimed centrists are capable of mental gymnastics that defy all the laws of both man and nature.
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Proving once again that self proclaimed centrists are capable of mental gymnastics that defy all the laws of both man and nature.
Take detailed notes, please.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Take detailed notes, please.
This dude watches Yellowstone five minutes at a time.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This dude watches Yellowstone five minutes at a time.
“ I heard you struck my son, may I ask why?”
“Well, he stole John Wick’s Black Forest ham and used all of the mustard and onions, sir”
“Oh.”
“Well, he stole John Wick’s Black Forest ham and used all of the mustard and onions, sir”
“Oh.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“ I heard you struck my son, may I ask why?”
“Well, he stole John Wick’s Black Forest ham and used all of the mustard and onions, sir”
“Oh.”
“Well, he stole John Wick’s Black Forest ham and used all of the mustard and onions, sir”
“Oh.”
A Few Good Sandwich Artists
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A Few Good Sandwich Artists
The shin bond of Saint Paul isn’t in the Vatican.
Please do not ask me how I know this.
I have never been to Vatican City, you could never prove I was there.
I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.
Please do not ask me how I know this.
I have never been to Vatican City, you could never prove I was there.
I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The shin bond of Saint Paul isn’t in the Vatican.
Please do not ask me how I know this.
I have never been to Vatican City, you could never prove I was there.
I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.
Please do not ask me how I know this.
I have never been to Vatican City, you could never prove I was there.
I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.
We noticed you from across the room and really dig your vibe.
Join us for a drink?
Join us for a drink?
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We noticed you from across the room and really dig your vibe.
Join us for a drink?
Join us for a drink?
Purdue’s student paper is independent.
They actually printed this “banned” edition on IU’s behalf and distributed it in Bloomington.
They actually printed this “banned” edition on IU’s behalf and distributed it in Bloomington.
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Purdue’s student paper is independent.
They actually printed this “banned” edition on IU’s behalf and distributed it in Bloomington.
They actually printed this “banned” edition on IU’s behalf and distributed it in Bloomington.
I have said this many times before, but I think it’s worth repeating: Fox News could broadcast from anywhere they wanted, but they choose to be in NYC. Jesse Watters would have a meltdown if he suddenly couldn’t have brunch at Balthazar.
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have said this many times before, but I think it’s worth repeating: Fox News could broadcast from anywhere they wanted, but they choose to be in NYC. Jesse Watters would have a meltdown if he suddenly couldn’t have brunch at Balthazar.
There is no way a Marine didn’t see Inglorious Bastards.
That’s simply not possible.
That’s simply not possible.
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There is no way a Marine didn’t see Inglorious Bastards.
That’s simply not possible.
That’s simply not possible.
It’s worse knowing she just played the first part of Careless Whisper over and over.
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s worse knowing she just played the first part of Careless Whisper over and over.
Dude definitely has one of these tattooed on him somewhere.
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dude definitely has one of these tattooed on him somewhere.
That, and a good number of them are simply incapable of walking farther than the distance from the couch to the microwave.
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That, and a good number of them are simply incapable of walking farther than the distance from the couch to the microwave.
One minute I’m being asked to save a guy whose only friends are Native Americans and skeletons, and the next I’m just out on the street.
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One minute I’m being asked to save a guy whose only friends are Native Americans and skeletons, and the next I’m just out on the street.
This makes Train look like Led Zeppelin.
October 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This makes Train look like Led Zeppelin.
No sleep until Blue Axolotl and Rainbow Duck are back home with their, I assume, families.
October 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
No sleep until Blue Axolotl and Rainbow Duck are back home with their, I assume, families.