Flatwoods
@thatzafakt.bsky.social
Doctor Of Divinity, ULC
Doctor of Metaphysics, Abide University
Masters Of Cryptozoology, Miskatonic U
Astronaut, Author, Sticker Enthusiast
Doctor of Metaphysics, Abide University
Masters Of Cryptozoology, Miskatonic U
Astronaut, Author, Sticker Enthusiast
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You don't have to be afraid of sharks if your teeth are sharper.
You don't have to be afraid of snakes if your venom is stronger.
You don't have to be afraid of the monster in the forest if you are more at home in the gloom.
You don't have to be afraid of snakes if your venom is stronger.
You don't have to be afraid of the monster in the forest if you are more at home in the gloom.
September 17, 2024 at 7:02 PM
You don't have to be afraid of sharks if your teeth are sharper.
You don't have to be afraid of snakes if your venom is stronger.
You don't have to be afraid of the monster in the forest if you are more at home in the gloom.
You don't have to be afraid of snakes if your venom is stronger.
You don't have to be afraid of the monster in the forest if you are more at home in the gloom.
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When turning your yard into a wildlife sanctuary, don't forget about moss goblins, badger druids, twig ghouls, and dark fairies.
They need safe places too, just like we all do.
They need safe places too, just like we all do.
June 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
When turning your yard into a wildlife sanctuary, don't forget about moss goblins, badger druids, twig ghouls, and dark fairies.
They need safe places too, just like we all do.
They need safe places too, just like we all do.
Top 5 for me this year. A top 3 vamp film all time, and a top 25 overall horror
Brilliant, funny, and fun.
Brilliant, funny, and fun.
August 2, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Top 5 for me this year. A top 3 vamp film all time, and a top 25 overall horror
Brilliant, funny, and fun.
Brilliant, funny, and fun.
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In many ways The Blair Witch Project is the only real thing to ever happen
July 31, 2024 at 11:19 PM
In many ways The Blair Witch Project is the only real thing to ever happen
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I should be clear: the third movie is the one that happened to me. I'm stuck in both a time loop and a basement.
July 31, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I should be clear: the third movie is the one that happened to me. I'm stuck in both a time loop and a basement.
They aren't unloved. I love them.
August 1, 2024 at 12:07 AM
They aren't unloved. I love them.
When u may be losing someone, you just can't stop thinking about every shit thing you ever did or said
July 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
When u may be losing someone, you just can't stop thinking about every shit thing you ever did or said
Yeah, this.
if you see me interacting with/following a sexual predator on here (unbeknownst to me), you can tell me so i can shut that down
July 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Yeah, this.
Had to stop by for some positive vibes
Got some real real bad personal news, and I can't stop crying
Got some real real bad personal news, and I can't stop crying
July 25, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Had to stop by for some positive vibes
Got some real real bad personal news, and I can't stop crying
Got some real real bad personal news, and I can't stop crying
This is my favorite film to come out this year, although I haven't got to see Maxxxine or Psycho Ape 2 yet
July 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
This is my favorite film to come out this year, although I haven't got to see Maxxxine or Psycho Ape 2 yet
Possibly my most anticipated film of the year finally dropped on Amazon
July 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Possibly my most anticipated film of the year finally dropped on Amazon
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something you should know about me is that when someone reposts me I go to their profile, open their avatar, and give it a little kiss
July 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
something you should know about me is that when someone reposts me I go to their profile, open their avatar, and give it a little kiss
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Your horoscope for today:
Be like a bear - foraging, fuzzy, fiercely protective and often sleepy.
Be like a bear - foraging, fuzzy, fiercely protective and often sleepy.
June 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Your horoscope for today:
Be like a bear - foraging, fuzzy, fiercely protective and often sleepy.
Be like a bear - foraging, fuzzy, fiercely protective and often sleepy.
A baby frog got in my van somehow, and I was able to rescue him...and now frogman is gonna bless the fuck out of me
July 20, 2024 at 2:37 AM
A baby frog got in my van somehow, and I was able to rescue him...and now frogman is gonna bless the fuck out of me
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Remember.
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trails you've traveled down, there's always a little haunted cottage nearby, ready to ensnare you in shadowy terror & mossy gloom.
Take comfort in that.
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trails you've traveled down, there's always a little haunted cottage nearby, ready to ensnare you in shadowy terror & mossy gloom.
Take comfort in that.
May 31, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Remember.
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trails you've traveled down, there's always a little haunted cottage nearby, ready to ensnare you in shadowy terror & mossy gloom.
Take comfort in that.
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trails you've traveled down, there's always a little haunted cottage nearby, ready to ensnare you in shadowy terror & mossy gloom.
Take comfort in that.
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Well now THIS explains A LOT..
July 14, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Well now THIS explains A LOT..
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Tired of your exercise routine?
A great way to increase cardio health is by becoming an ancient moss covered horror that chases lost hikers through the old forest or across the windswept moors.
A great way to increase cardio health is by becoming an ancient moss covered horror that chases lost hikers through the old forest or across the windswept moors.
July 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Tired of your exercise routine?
A great way to increase cardio health is by becoming an ancient moss covered horror that chases lost hikers through the old forest or across the windswept moors.
A great way to increase cardio health is by becoming an ancient moss covered horror that chases lost hikers through the old forest or across the windswept moors.
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Undo the shackles of conformity my friends, and take a chance on yourself.
No one becomes a daring blimp pirate or notorious bog witch by playing it safe.
No one becomes a daring blimp pirate or notorious bog witch by playing it safe.
July 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Undo the shackles of conformity my friends, and take a chance on yourself.
No one becomes a daring blimp pirate or notorious bog witch by playing it safe.
No one becomes a daring blimp pirate or notorious bog witch by playing it safe.
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Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mountain cave - cool, mysterious, and capable of concealing both treasure and danger.
Be like a mountain cave - cool, mysterious, and capable of concealing both treasure and danger.
May 23, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mountain cave - cool, mysterious, and capable of concealing both treasure and danger.
Be like a mountain cave - cool, mysterious, and capable of concealing both treasure and danger.
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That explains a lot.
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July 9, 2024 at 3:21 AM
That explains a lot.
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Hey sorry if I seemed weird earlier it’s because I am
July 9, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Hey sorry if I seemed weird earlier it’s because I am
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no thoughts just lake
July 7, 2024 at 1:23 PM
no thoughts just lake