Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW

Give this a ♥️ if u would have this in your house 😂

And share if you want to release EPSTEIN FILES RIGHT DAMN NOW.

We’ve spent a ludicrous amount of time on the 100th episode of #SIZZLETOWN, out at midnight. Pete Smith popped in to supervise the mix of his song, which, by the way, is INSANE. sizzletownpodcast.com

What do YOU think? Sound off in the comments!

this is art, thank you peter dutton

I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY.

Elon Musk is perfect for America because he has the power to enact dumb guy solutions to dumb guy problems.

This week he will order the chip factories to stop putting so much air in the bags and when the chips get all smashed up in shipping he’ll be like “success! Big chips were too hard to eat”

Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch.

1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko
1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko

I will never forgive the makers of this app for wasting my precious time.

I am a Bluesky elder and I have a png to prove it. You must respect my posts now.

7 whole months into the year and no posts from me. Heh, not bad.

This is a wanker check-in! Re-post if you're a wanker!

Buses truly are the passenger trains of the road.

And that's my 2023 post. See you in 2024!

Ohh My Engagement is SHIT! My numbers are ZERO

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas