The real GOET
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@tgoet.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Moving over to Bluesky is like escaping a chaotic circus full of rabid clowns, only to stumble into a yoga retreat where everyone’s stuck in downward dog—pretending they've achieved enlightenment while I'm left guessing who’s going to shart first.
Irreverent enough?
Irreverent enough?
Unclear if J.D. wanted a fourth child or thought he was fucking the couch.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Unclear if J.D. wanted a fourth child or thought he was fucking the couch.
Indeed.
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”
— Judy Tenuta
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”
— Judy Tenuta
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Indeed.
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”
— Judy Tenuta
“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?”
— Judy Tenuta
A significant amount of data on antisemitism comes from the Anti-Defamation League. Post–Oct 7, they report a massive surge—but critics say their broad criteria (incl. protest & speech) inflate the numbers. FBI data shows a rise too, but less dramatic. Not that it excuses antisemitism.
I completely agree.
There’s just so much more going on.
As Einat Wilf discusses, antisemitism presents itself as the demonization of things/people Jewish.
Netanyahu is bad. But he isn’t the reason for 10/7. Demonizing him solves nothing. It just ignites antisemitism.
There’s just so much more going on.
As Einat Wilf discusses, antisemitism presents itself as the demonization of things/people Jewish.
Netanyahu is bad. But he isn’t the reason for 10/7. Demonizing him solves nothing. It just ignites antisemitism.
July 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A significant amount of data on antisemitism comes from the Anti-Defamation League. Post–Oct 7, they report a massive surge—but critics say their broad criteria (incl. protest & speech) inflate the numbers. FBI data shows a rise too, but less dramatic. Not that it excuses antisemitism.
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Gorsuch suggests the court would have acted differently if a Christian cathedral was in danger of being destroyed to make way for a similar mining project:
"I have no doubt that we would find that case worth our time."
"I have no doubt that we would find that case worth our time."
May 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Gorsuch suggests the court would have acted differently if a Christian cathedral was in danger of being destroyed to make way for a similar mining project:
"I have no doubt that we would find that case worth our time."
"I have no doubt that we would find that case worth our time."
Tesla is allegedly refusing to accept its own Cybertrucks as trade-ins since it can't sell them, and is reportedly even forcing some owners to Lemon Law their cars instead.
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Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - Jalopnik
Tesla can't find buyers for the current backlog of nearly 2,400, or $200 million worth of Cybertrucks, despite claiming over a million orders were received.
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April 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Tesla is allegedly refusing to accept its own Cybertrucks as trade-ins since it can't sell them, and is reportedly even forcing some owners to Lemon Law their cars instead.
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Only the best
In case this afternoon wasn’t embarrassing enough, some choice tidbits from Patel’s first FBI staff-wide meeting: he doesn’t want to read briefs (!?!?); He wants to get UFC training??? he wants to be on FBI hockey team. He doesn’t like 2 wear a suit. He confused intelligence and counterintelligence.
March 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Only the best
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In case this afternoon wasn’t embarrassing enough, some choice tidbits from Patel’s first FBI staff-wide meeting: he doesn’t want to read briefs (!?!?); He wants to get UFC training??? he wants to be on FBI hockey team. He doesn’t like 2 wear a suit. He confused intelligence and counterintelligence.
March 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In case this afternoon wasn’t embarrassing enough, some choice tidbits from Patel’s first FBI staff-wide meeting: he doesn’t want to read briefs (!?!?); He wants to get UFC training??? he wants to be on FBI hockey team. He doesn’t like 2 wear a suit. He confused intelligence and counterintelligence.
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Oh lol
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oh lol
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Stephen Miller went on CNN and was so transparently full of shit that he ended up lashing out at the host
February 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Stephen Miller went on CNN and was so transparently full of shit that he ended up lashing out at the host
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Good job, Trump voters! You really picked a stable genius to lead us to lower prices.
February 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Good job, Trump voters! You really picked a stable genius to lead us to lower prices.
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Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class
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No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA.
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
January 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA.
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released.
But here is what we do know. (1/7)
January 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Um. What the fuck?
“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.”
Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?
“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.”
Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?
January 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Um. What the fuck?
“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.”
Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?
“Elon was very effective. He knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you to Elon.”
Did Donald Trump just admit he cheated in Pennsylvania?
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This is a "post turtle." You know he doesn't belong there, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't know what he's doing, and it makes you wonder what sort of an idiot put him there. Donald Trump is a post turtle.
January 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is a "post turtle." You know he doesn't belong there, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't know what he's doing, and it makes you wonder what sort of an idiot put him there. Donald Trump is a post turtle.
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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John Kennedy is such a harsh, snippy little man. Ever the partisan, pouncing to score petty, political points — even in the wake of an American tragedy.
Reporter: NBC is here on the right
Kennedy: That’s an unusual position
Reporter: I don’t get it
Kennedy: You wouldn’t
Kennedy: That’s an unusual position
Reporter: I don’t get it
Kennedy: You wouldn’t
January 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
John Kennedy is such a harsh, snippy little man. Ever the partisan, pouncing to score petty, political points — even in the wake of an American tragedy.
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He was literally given a job by a White man .
And that white man didn't trust him so he put another white man in charge of him.
And that white man spent the last 2 days high on PCP.
#Douchebro 😳
And what is Vivek's big claim to fame ?
He scams people out of money on a drug that doesn't work ?
And that white man didn't trust him so he put another white man in charge of him.
And that white man spent the last 2 days high on PCP.
#Douchebro 😳
And what is Vivek's big claim to fame ?
He scams people out of money on a drug that doesn't work ?
December 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
He was literally given a job by a White man .
And that white man didn't trust him so he put another white man in charge of him.
And that white man spent the last 2 days high on PCP.
#Douchebro 😳
And what is Vivek's big claim to fame ?
He scams people out of money on a drug that doesn't work ?
And that white man didn't trust him so he put another white man in charge of him.
And that white man spent the last 2 days high on PCP.
#Douchebro 😳
And what is Vivek's big claim to fame ?
He scams people out of money on a drug that doesn't work ?
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Trump transition team planning interfaith prayer service day before his inauguration, where participants can worship alongside Trump & Melania.
Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...
Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...
At Trump’s inauguration, reports of a pay-to-pray
(RNS) — According to a report, you can pray with Trump and Melania. It'll only cost you $100,000.
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December 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Trump transition team planning interfaith prayer service day before his inauguration, where participants can worship alongside Trump & Melania.
Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...
Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate $100k to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or raise $200k religionnews.com/2024/12/23/a...