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The real GOET
@tgoet.bsky.social
Aspiring entrepreneur. Cooker of foods. I got concepts of plans. Lots of plans. Michigander in DC (go blue!)
Unclear if J.D. wanted a fourth child or thought he was fucking the couch.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Investigate Bubba?
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Someone he knew 10 years ago, blah blah blah. K file never explicitly said. I actually watched it and they danced around it. By the way Totenkopf is just German for death head. The SS didn’t invent the name.
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Puppy hanging out in my herb garden....
September 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Reminds me more of pimp culture. Hughes brothers documentary from the 90s. Don't remember who was being quoted:
July 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
July 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Exactly:
June 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
June 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ChatGPT has its moments.

Caller: She’s still pretending it was “the best ever.”
Dispatch: Copy that. Unit 69 en route.
June 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Google's AI certainly isn't even good at counting feet. (apologies, a bit low brow)
June 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Wrong.
May 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm not a witch.
May 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This too.
May 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Biden extended Trump’s solar tariffs at 30%, eased some to keep projects moving, then slapped new ones on China in 2024. EV's at 100% for security and other concerns.
May 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
April 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ChatGPT seems to agree.
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
March 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I guess he doesn't realize he looks like a fat, orange POS.
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The Fugelsang one was funnier
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Women and dwarves! Nobody black.
January 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM


A butt plug. But for your mouth.

www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...
January 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can’t handle the next four years.
January 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Uh oh.
January 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
January 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM