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Tess.
@tesseroni.bsky.social
journalist @ the Kidler, weirdo, friend in Rogers Park
kidler.webnode.com
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last night democrats were given undeniable proof that the doll vote is infinitely more valuable than the chud vote, mamdani has a clear transsexual mandate
June 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Would be amazing to get a single piece of media on this topic centered on the right's firehose of bigotry and misinformation rather than "the trans rights movement's shortcomings"
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/o...
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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As a white woman rapidly approaching middle age, y'all have no idea (ok, you probably have an idea) the powers this brings when dealing with cops. There is indeed a time and a place for channeling the inner Karen. Using privilege for the greater good is a thing, don't sleep on it
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Sigh, yes. The Chicago chapter has had some really dubious practices, including not listening to local Palestinian activist groups who have been doing this a lot longer than they have, frankly.
May 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The Brooklyn Bridge should stop jaywalking and darting into traffic.
May 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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it’s a lot easier to say people (youth specifically) are a lost cause and tech developments being rolled out over *a few years* are “unavoidable” and “ruining education” rather than address the undermining of education across the board in the US and individually try and change minds
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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So Ray Lopez is just openly asking the feds to arrest his colleagues now
May 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Feeling cute in my KwikTrip sunglasses, might fuck around and record a political rant in the front seat of my car for Facebook
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Retail isn't coming back. We need to be permanently pedestrianizing parts of the Loop immediately instead of giving the cops extra powers to harass Black kids. Making downtown a place people actually want to hang out is what will actually deter crime but hey, why not do racism instead
April 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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a chicago procurement agency says the city paid the maker of shotspotter $727,361 for an "information platform" called crimetracer (like google for cops).

but there doesn't appear to be an active contract for it, & neither cpd nor mayor brandon johnson's office will say whether police are using it.
Are Chicago police using CrimeTracer? - Chicago Reader
The city says it paid $700,000 for a “law enforcement search engine” from the maker of ShotSpotter. But are police using it? No one will say.
chicagoreader.com
March 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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how i feel whenever i use the feature on my phone that automatically translates any text on the screen
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Happening now: in Chicago's Rogers Park neighborhood, students at Sullivan High School are walking out this afternoon in protest of ICE and Trump's deportation regime.
February 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I miss DEI
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night
Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night
COLUMBUS, OH—Reeling as she took stock of the damage done in her debilitated state, area woman Brittany Marino told reporters Wednesday she had sworn off Ambien for good after she woke up and saw how ...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
shame on the city for evicting people out onto the street in -20 degree cold,
again
NOW: roughly a dozen city vehicles & CPD officers are here as crews have begun clearing out some of the Gompers Park tent encampment.

Yesterday’s story by @mollydevore.bsky.social

Residents, Advocates Fear An Encampment Clearing As Tensions At Gompers Park Rise
blockclubchicago.org/2025/02/18/r...
February 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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we are aware that a CRJ900 landed upside-down at YYZ due to DEI's continued existence in Canada and you don't have to DM us about it
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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HELP!!!!!!
February 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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People who voted Trump who are feeling pissed off right now about broken promises are an organizing opportunity, not a gloating opportunity
February 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Atlanta police have set up secret surveillance cameras outside of Stop Cop City activists' houses and gathering spots––and they refuse to answer any questions about the cameras
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Cameras have appeared outside homes of Atlanta’s ‘Cop City’ activists. Why are they there?
Cameras are hidden in unmarked boxes on utility poles in a move residents and advocates call ‘creepy’ and ‘corrosive’
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM